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What A Beautiful Name
Season 1, Episode 16
Glee
Air Date December 10, 2011
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What A Beautiful Name is the sixteenth episode in Glee: A New Beginning. It was aired on December 10, 2011. It was written by ArpickgLeeker.


PlotEdit

It starts with Abi, Tori, Scotty and conner in the hallways. Abi, So you're dating? Conner, Who? Abi, You and Tori. Conner, No, why? Abi, You're holding her hand. Tori, That's not true. Abi, You're not doing it anymore. Tori, It is just your imagination. Abi, If you say it... Scotty, Oh no the hockey team is coming. Hockey player, Oh you didn't take a shower today, let me fix that... He throw slushies to the kids. Hockey player, Sorry, Losers!

Glee

Will gets in the choir room. Will, Hi guys! Caro, Mr. Schue, before you talk, can I say something? Will, Of course Caro. Caro, Well you know I'll have a baby so I need a name for him or her, and I would like to know if you want to help me. Jade, So you're asking us to help you with finding a name for your baby by singing? Caro, Yes. Chuck, It will be a pleasure to help you. Caro, Thank you. Will, Well now that Caro talked I think we have the homework of the week, singing songs with names on its title. Charlie, It will be a really funny homework, but it will be a boy or a girl? Luke, We don't know yet. We will know until Thursday. Rose, So we have to sing a song with a girl or boy name on it. Caro, Yes. Jade, I think we have something, right girls? Rose, Hit It!

New Directions Girls: O-o-o-o-o-o-oh
O-o-oh
O-oh

O-o-o-o-o-o-oh
O-o-oh

Jade (ND Girls): She's got both hands
In her pocket (In her pocket)
And she won't look at you
Won't look at you
She hides true love en su bolsillo
She's got a halo around her finger
Around you-aah

New Directions Girls: You know that I love you, boy
Hot like Mexico,
Rejoice!
At this point I've gotta choose
Nothing to lose

Jade with ND Girls: Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Alejandro

Rose with ND Girls: I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe
Fernando

Charlotte S with ND Girls: Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch
Just smoke my cigarette and run

Abi with ND Girls: Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Roberto

New Directions Girls: Alejandro
Alejandro

Ale-Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro

Alejandro
Alejandro

Ale-Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro

Jade: Don't bother me
Don't bother me
Alejandro

Rose: Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Bye, Fernando

Charlotte S: I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe
Alejandro

Abi: Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch
Fernando

New Directions Girls: Alejandro
Alejandro

Ale-Alejandro
Ale-Alejand-ro

Alejandro
Alejandro

Ale-Alejandro
Ale-Alejand-ro

(Jade) ND Girls: (Don't call my name)
Alejandro
(Don't call my name)
Alejandro
(Alejandro)

(I'm not your babe)
Ale-Alejandro
(I'm not your babe)
Ale-Alejand-ro
(Fernando)

(Don't wanna kiss)
Alejandro
(Don't wanna touch)
Alejandro
(Just smoke my cigarette and hush)

(Don't call my name)
Ale-Alejandro
(Don't call my name)
Ale-Alejand-ro
(Roberto)

New Directions Girls: Alejandro

It ends in the auditorium. ND boys start clapping. Will, Woo... Caro, Those are my girls! Then Sue gets in. Sue, I can't believe what I will say, but Cheerios you did an awesome performance. Jade, I'm not a Cheerio anymore. Sue, I was not talking with you Chade. Jade, Is Jade. Sue, Is the same. So you're looking a name for the baby monster. Caro, What your baby? Will, Sue, I'll have to ask you to leave the auditorium please. Sue, Ok I was just around to say good luck at Nationals with Joky St. Johns. Mike, Jesse St. James? Sue, Yes, that guy. He's Vocal Adrenaline coach, but I guess you already know that. Goodbye. Mike, Jesse is VA's coach? Will, Yes, I forgot to tell you that.

Later in the hallways. Charlie, Jade, say yes. Jade, Yes? Charlie, Yes. Jade, Yes. Charlie, Really say yes. Jade, Charlie I'm saying yes. Charlie, So tomorrow at five in the park? Jade, The park? Charlie, Yes. Jade, Wow it will be nice. Charlie, Ok. See you. Charlie kisses Jade. Then Rose get by. Rose, The park? Jade, I love that guy, he's everything for me. Rose, Yes, Darren is the same for me. Jade, You liked Charlie at the beginning of the year right? Rose, Me? Really? A little bit, but then I meet Darren, and everything changed. Jade, Well, we'll talk later I have to go to classes.

Abi: La la la, la la la, la la
La la la, la la la, la la
La la la, la la la, la la
La la la, la la la, la la

Oh baby baby, have you seen Amy tonight?
Is she in the bathroom? Is she smoking up outside?
Oh baby baby, does she take a piece of lime
For the drink that I'm buy her? Do you know just what she likes?

Oh oh, tell me have you seen her
'Cause I'm so, oh, I can't get her off of my brain
I just wanna go to the party she gon' go
Can't somebody take me home? Ha ha he he ha ha ho

Love me, hate me, say what you want about me
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if u seek Amy
Love me, hate me, but can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if u seek Amy
(Love me, hate me)
La la la, la la la, la la
La la la, la la la, la la
La la la, la la la, la la
La la la, la la la, la la

Oh, say what you want about me
Oh, but can't you see what I see?
Yeah, say what you want about me, about me, about me...

So tell me if you see her
'Cause I've been waiting here forever
Oh baby baby if you seek Amy tonight
Oh baby baby we'll do whatever you like
Oh baby baby baby

Oh baby baby baby

La la la, la la la, la la
La la la, la la la, la la
La la la, la la la, la la
La la la, la la la, la la

Love me, hate me, say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me, hate me, but can't you see what I see?
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me, hate me, say what you want about me
Love me, hate me, but can't you see what I see?
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Oh, say what you want about me
Oh, but can't you see what I see?
Yeah, say what you want about me
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy

Caro, Even though I hate that song, the name is really nice. Abi, Seek? Dj, Amy! Abi, Seek is not a name? Dj, Oh my God where you were at the moment of putting on her brain? Luke, Well we can discuss that later, but know as I'll be the father of the baby I would like to sing the name I think we should put to our daughter or son. Hit It!

Luke: She was more like a beauty queen
From a movie scene
I said don't mind
But what do you mean
I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

She said I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

She told me her name was Billie Jean
As she caused a scene

Then every head turned
With eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me:
- Be careful what you do
- And don't go around breaking young girl's hearts

And mother always told me:
- Be careful of who you love
- Be careful of what you do
- Cause the lie becomes the truth

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son

She says I am the one
But the kid is not my son

People always told me:
- Be careful of what you do
- And don't go around breaking young girl's hearts

But she came and stood right by me
Just the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
As she called me to her room

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son

She says I am the one
But the kid is not my son

Luke (Conner): Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
(Call me Billie Jean)
Billie Jean is not my lover
(She is not above a scene)
Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean

The song ends in the auditorium. Charlie, Dude, do you know what does the song means? Luke, Not really I just like the name. Caro, You're saying my baby is not your baby. Luke, Really? Sorry I didn't mean to do it. Will, Do you listen to the lyrics of the songs? Luke, Maybe the two first lines. Caro, Well, even though the song is not appropiated the name is really nice. Chuck, And it can be for a boy and for a girl. Will, Well kids it's time to leave.Charlie, Jade don't forget today at seven. Jade, Don't worry I'll be there, earlier than you. Charlie, Ok.

Later at the park. Charlie, Sory for coming late. Jade, Don't worry you were late only twenty minutes. What are you doing with your guitar? Charlie, You'll see. They sit down and start eating the food Charlie brought. Jade, Did you cooked? Charlie, Yes. Jade, Really? It is delicious. Charlie, Say thanks to my grandma. Jade, I knew it. Now I want to hear your song. Charlie, Which song?... Oh yes, can you pass me the guitar? Jade, Take it. Charlie, Before I start singing I just want to say I love you, you're my first love and I hope the last one. You're my entire world, you're my everything. And I just want you to know I'll never let you.

Charlie: Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes, you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
And we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time that we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're the blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah heres to you
This one's for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me
Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh

It ends in the Choir Room. Jade stands upcrying and kisses Charlie. Jade, I love you too. Caro (almost crying), I love the song Charlie thank you, but Delilah is not a really beautiful name. Charlie, Don't worry I know it is not a really nice name. Chuck, Luke are you crying? Luke, No, is that something got inside my eyes. Chuck, In both? Luke, Yes in both. Mike, Charlie, that was a beautiful song it remembers me a lot to my relationship woth Tina, when I moved far away I sang that song to her, but then we got back together, and now here I am. Charlie, I don't really got your last point but, thank you. The bell rings.

Later in the hallways. Luke, I can't believe today I'll know if it is a boy or a girl. Charlie, What you prefer girl or boy? Luke, Boy, even though I know he can be gay, but I will love him anyways. Teddy, I'm gay and my parents didn't had problems with that. I hope you to be the same. Luke, Don't worry I will accept him or her just the way he or she is.

The next day Emma and Will were in their kitchen before going to work. Emma, Will can I tell you somehting? Will, Yes. Emma, I'm pregnant. Will, Really?...Oh my God you're pregnant! Emma, Yes. Will hugs and kisses Emma. Will, Oh my God I'm so happy! Emma, And if it is as the Doctor say it, it will be a boy. Will, I can't believe I will be dad. Emma, Well, we'll have to talk about it later because now is time to leave. Will, I love you. Emma, I love you too Will, you're the best thing in my life. They kiss as they leave to work.

Conner: Hi, Barbie! Charlotte S: Hi, Ken! Conner: You wanna go for a ride? Charlotte S: Sure, Ken! Conner: Jump in!

Charlotte S: I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Conner: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Charlotte S with New Directions Girls: I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Charlotte S: I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dollie

Conner: You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamouring in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

Charlotte S: You can touch, you can play
If you say: "I'm always yours", ooh wow

ND Boys: Come on Barbie, let's go party! ND Girls: Ah ah ah yeah ND Boys: Come on Barbie, let's go party! ND Girls: Ooh wow, ooh wow

Charlotte S: You can touch, you can play
If you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play
If you say: "I'm always yours"

ND Boys: Come on Barbie, let's go party! ND Girls: Ah ah ah yeah ND Boys: Come on Barbie, let's go party! ND Girls: Ooh wow, ooh wow

Charlotte S with New Directions Girls: I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

ND Boys: Come on Barbie, let's go party! ND Girls: Ah ah ah yeah ND Boys: Come on Barbie, let's go party! ND Girls: Ooh wow, ooh wow

Charlotte S: Oh, I'm having so much fun! Conner: Well Barbie, we're just gettin' started

It was performed in the auditorium. Everyone was in except Luke and Caro. Caro, Oh my God! I don't know if the funny part was the song or seeing the boys and Mike dressed as Kens. Luke, Barbie is a beautiful name guys. Caro, Thank you Charlotte and Conner. Conner was hugging Tori. Chuck, So you're dating? Abi, They say that no, but they are holding hands again. Chuck, Abi can you leave for a moment? Abi, Yes. See you loves. Tori, Yes, we are dating. Conner, Is not something really serious just a couple of dates. Chuck, Don't worry I have no problems with it, whit that, with you, you understand. Tori, Are you ok? Chuck, Yes, is just that, please be happy.

Chuck: Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you, please don't take my girl
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him just because you can

Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, Jolene

She talks about you in her sleep
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when she calls your name, Jolene
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my girl
But you don't know what she means to me, Jolene

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you, please don't take my girl
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him just because you can

You could have your choice of girl
But I could never love again
She's the only one for me, Jolene
I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, Jolene

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you, please don't take my girl
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Jolene, Jolene

It starts in the auditorium and it ends in the Choir Room. Will, That was beautiful Chuck. This is the first time I can see your vulnerability. Chuck, Thank you. The song means a lot for me. Conner, Yes I can see that as everybody here. Chuck, Shut up! Conner, Try to shut me up. Will, Guys stop! Conner, At least I'm not jealous and I have no girlfriend. Darren, Conner shut up. That was not cool. Chuck, Sorry I have to leave the room for a moment. Tori, Chuck! Charlie, Leave him alone for a while. Caro, Well we already now what it will be and it will be a boy. Charlie, So we've being singing girl songs and it will be boy. Jade, So I guess the name will be Alejandro .Luke, We don't know yet. We will tell you until the baby is born. Caro, At first I thought it will be girl so I prepared this song. Hit It!

Caro: Tripping out
Spinning around
I'm underground
I fell down
Yeah I fell down
I'm freaking out
Where am I now?
Upside down
And I can't stop it now
It can't stop me now

I'll get by
I'll survive
When the world's crashing down
When I finally hit the ground
I won't turn myself around
Don't you try to stop me
I won't cry

I found myself in wonderland
Get back on my feet again
Is this real? Is this pretend?
I'll take a stand until the end

I'll get by
I'll survive
When the world's crashing down
When I finally hit the ground
I won't turn myself around
Don't you try to stop me
I won't cry

Caro starts crying at the end of the song. Luke, Don't worry everything will be ok. I love you. the kids stand and hug Caro. Will, Kids I forgot to tell you, I'll be dad too. Mike, Oh my God! Really Mr. Schue? Will, Yes! They hug Mr. Schue as they congratulate him.

The next day Charlie and Jade were in the hallways. Charlie, Wow this was a very crazy week. Jade, Yes, really crazy. Caro, Hi guys! Charlie, Hi Caro. Hey I found a perfect song even thoguh I know it will be a boy I think this is s really nice song. Caro, Let's hear it.

Charlie: Hey kids, shake it loose together,
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather.
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around,
You're gonna hear electric music,
Solid Walls of sound.

Charlie and Darren: Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet, Oooh
But they're so spaced out, B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets, Oh
But they're weird an they're wonderful,
Oh, Bennie she's really keen

Charlie with New Directions: She's got electric boots a mohair suit,
You know I read it in a magazine,
Ooooh! B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.

Darren: Hey kids, plug into the faithless,
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along,
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong.

Darren and Charlie: Oh, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet, Oh
But they're so spaced out, B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets, Oh
But they're weird an they're wonderful,
Oh, Bennie she's really keen

Charlie and New Directions: She's got electric boots a mohair suit,
You know I read it in a magazine,
Ooooh! B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.

Charlie: Oh, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet, Oh
But they're so spaced out, B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets, Oh
But they're weird an they're wonderful,
Oh, Bennie she's really keen

Charlie and New Directions: She's got electric boots a mohair suit,
You know I read it in a magazine,
Ooooh! B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.

Charlie: Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the jets.

New Directions: Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the jets.

Charlie: Bennie and the jets.

SongsEdit

Alejandro by Lady Gaga: Sung by Jade, Rose, Abi, Charlotte S and New Directions girls (Except Caro).

If U Seek Amy by Britney Spears: Sung by Abi.

Billie Jean by Michael Jackson: Sung by Luke.

Hey There Delilah by Plaine White T's: Sung by Charlie.

Barbie Girl by Aqua: Sung by Charlotte S, Conner and New Directions (Escept Caro and Luke).

Jolene by Dolly Parton: Sung by Chuck.

Alice by Avril Lavigne: Sung by Caro.

Bennie And The Jets by Elton John: Sung by Charlie, Darren and New Directions.

TriviaEdit

This is the third episode with a Lady Gaga song on it, and is also the fourth Lady Gaga song performed in the fanfic.

Emma is the second girl pregnant in the FanFic. The first being Caro.

This is the first time the kids perform an Elton John song.

this is the second time a Michael Jackson song is performed. The first being Thriller in Hocus-Pocus.

CastEdit

ArpickgLeeker as Charlie John CJ Thompson

QuinnQuinn as Jade Weaters

ArashiKagami as David Dj Pierce

ArashiKagami as Theodore Teddy Stilinski

Rossidaniella as Rose Weiner

Tyboy618 as Darren Jamie Groen

Songsinabox as Scott Scotty Howard

BrittanaAndKlaineLover as Caroline Caro Underwood

Laurakeee as Charlotte Scott

xIamAweSam as Lucas Luke Hamilton

Dancinkc137 as Conner Dawson

Justme18 as Carla Medina

Glee Rocks! as Charlotte Charlie Micalleff

Abbie Lynn Montello as Abi Lynn Lopez

Camsay as Charles Chuck Salvatore

The blue eyes girl as Victoria Tori James

Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester

Harry Shum Jr. as Mike Chang

Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsburry

Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester