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Two Is Better Than One
Season 2, Episode 4
Glee
Air Date January 27, 2012
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Two Is Better Than One is the fourth episode of Season 2 in Glee: A New Beginning. It aired on January 27, 2012. Was written by ArpickgLeeker.

Plot:[]

It starts with the kids waiting for Will. Penny, Is it normal that... Caro stares at Penny. Charlie, That what? Penny, Never mind. Will gets in the Choir Room. Will, Duets! Abi, That's offensive. Rose, What? Abi, He is telling us duets. Darren, Do you know what a duet is? Abi, I don't think so. Will, This will be the duets week. Everybody will have a partner. Ashton, We will choose it or... Will, You will take out a paper of this hat. The first will be...Rose.Rose takes out a paper. Rose, Chuck. Will, Now Abi. Abi takes out a paper. Abi, Jady Jade you're my partner.Will, Next one is Dj. Dj (While he was taking out the paper), Teddy, Teddy, Teddy, Penny? Will, Penny you will work with Dj. Penny, Really? Cause I prefer working alone. Will, The hat says it. Now Daniel! Daniel, Ashton. Ashton, Yay the newies rules! Will, Mark you're next. Mark, Darren? Darren, Mark? Will, Now Caro. Caro, Mike? Is that allowed? Will, Well, is that there was one kid missing so I put Mike in the hat. Mike, See it in a good way you're having me as a partner. Caro, Well, I guess that's true. Will, Now Luke! Luke, Teddy bear. Teddy, Thanks for the bear. Luke, You're welcome. Will, And it is obvious that Charlie and Charlotte go together. Charlie, Cool. Will, Well guys now that we know who goes with who the duets week is officially started!

Glee

Later, Jade and Abi were walking by the hallway and they here a girl singing.

Thea: Can't stay at home, can't stay at school
Old folks say, ya poor little fool
Down the street I'm the girl next door
I'm the fox you've been waiting for

Hello Daddy, hello Mom
I'm your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb
Hello world I'm your wild girl
I'm your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb

Hey street boy whats your style
Your dead end dreams don't make you smile
I'll give ya something to live for
Have ya, grab ya til your sore

Hello Daddy, hello Mom
I'm your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb
Hello world I'm your wild girl
I'm your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb

Ms. Holiday, Good job Thea you're in. Jade and Abi get in the room. Jade, Hi Ms. Holiday. Holly, Jade, Abi? Oh my God, how are you? Abi, Excellent, is just that you're Glee Club is... Jade hits Abi. ...Is awesome. Holly, Thank you now we are six, just six more and Sectionals we're ready for you. Tori, I guess you miss us. Abi, I miss your friendship, but since you... Jade hits Abi again. ...Since you come to the Acoustic Rush Glee Club everything is great in your life. Everybody stares at Abi. Abi, Sorry, I'm not good under pressure. Holly, Well, nice to see you girls, but we're going to have a private rehearsal. Lily, Yes, but whenever you want to jin us just do it. Abi, I don't think that's possible. Marla, I don't know how Chuck is with you. Austynn, Girls, don't be mean. Lily, Sorry, is just that our tlent goes to our heads sometimes. Abi, I can see it. Jade, Well, see you. Holly, Bye. Abi and Jade get out of the room. Abi, They suck. Jade, I know.

Chuck: They say we're young and we don't know
Won't find out until we grow

Rose: Well I don't know if all that's true
But you got me and baby I got you

Both: Babe I got you babe I got you babe

Chuck: They say our love won't pay the rent
before it's earned our money's all been spent.

Rose: I guess that's so we don't have a pot,
but at least I'm sure of all the things we got.

Both: Babe I got you babe I got you babe

Chuck: I got flowers In the spring
I got you to wear my ring

Rose: And when I'm sad you're a clown
And when I get scared you're always around

Rose: So let them say your hair's too long
'cause I don't care with you I can't do wrong.

Chuck: Then put your little hand in mine,
there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

Both: Babe I got You Babe I got you babe

Chuck: I got you to hold my hand-I got you to understand Rose: I got you to walk with me- I got you to talk with me Chuck: I got you to kiss good night- I got you to hold me tight Rose: I got you I won't let go- I got you to love me so

Both: I got you babe.......

New Directions clap to them. Will, Really good guys. Caro, Don't get me wrong, but it was funny. Rose, Thank you Caro. Caro, You're welome Rose. Will, Oh guys I forgot to tell you, the best duet of the week will receive a special gift. Luke, What, a free dinner at Breadstix? Will, Nope, I mean yes, how do you knew that? Luke, I can see that paper in your pocket that says free and Breadstix. Chuck, Wait, now that we did a horrible song you say the prize of the competence that's unfair. Will, You did it great. And for being polite you will vote, but you can't vote for yourselves. Charlie, That's a great idea. Will, Abi and Jade you're next. Abi, Well, I didn't know the song, but it is awesome. Well it is Barbra Streisand so you understand. Jade, Hit It!

Jade: It's raining, it's pouring
My lovelife is boring me to tears, after all these years

Abi: No sunshine, no moonlight, no stardust, no sign of romance
We don't stand a chance

Jade: I always dreamed I'd found the perfect lover
But he turned out to be like every other man
I've loved,
I've loved

Both: Raining (raining)
Pouring (pouring)
There's nothing left for us here
And we won't waste another tear

Abi: If you've had enough, don't put up with his stuff, don't you doit

Jade: If you've had your fill, get the check pay the bill, you can doit

Abi: Tell him to just get out,

Jade: Nothing left to talk about

Abi: Pack his raincoat show him out

Both: Just look him in the eye and simply shout:
Enough is enough
I can't go on, I can't go on no more no
Enough is enough
I want him out, I want him out that door now

Enough is enough
Enough is enough
That's enough

Abi: If you've reached the end, don't pretend that is right when it's over

Jade: (it's over)
If the feeling is gone don't think twice just move on, get itover

Abi: (over, over)

Both: Tell him to just get out, say it clearly, spell it out:
Enough is enough is enough
I can't go on, I can't go on no more no
Enough is enough is enough
I want him out, I want him out that door now

Enough is enough
Enough is enough
That's enough

Jade: I always dreamed I'd found the perfect lover,
But he turned out to be like every other man
I've loved (I had no choice from the start)
I've loved (I've gotta listen to my heart)
I've loved (Tearing us apart)

Enough is enough is enough
I can't go on, I can't go on no more no
Enough is enough is enough
I want him out, I want him out that door now

Enough is enough
Enough is enough
That's enough

Both: No more tears (No more tears)
No more tears (No more tears)
No more tears (No more tears)
No more tears (No more tears)
Enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough
I've had it, you've had it, she's had it, we've had it

Goodbye mister, goodbye, goodbye mister
Goodbye sugar

It's raining, it's pouring,
There's nothing left for us here
And we won't waste another tear

No more tears
Is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough
Is enough!

It ends in the auditorium. New Directions (Clapping), Woo! Chuck, Yeah! Teddy, Wow! Will, Awesome girls! Ashton, That was hot! Charlie, Wooh!

Later Dj was in the library with Penny. Penny, Sorry, because I said that I prefer to sing alone, but is that... you're so fabulous and glamorous and I feel like I'm ugly and... Dj, Please, I know I can be rude about how the other girls dress and about their make up and stuff like that, but I will never make someone feel ugly. And you don't have to feel ugly, you're beautiful. And yes maybe some don't see you beautiful in the outside, but so what you're gorgeous in your inside. Penny starts crying. Dj, Sorry if I say something wrong. Penny, Youre so sweet. Dj, Thank you. Penny, Well, what you say is true. Dj, And now that you used the words fabulous and glamorous I know the best song for our homework. Penny, Glamorous from Fergie? Dj, Leave it to me. And promise me something. Penny, Yes, what? Dj, Don't hurt yourself. Penny, What? Dj, I can see those cuts in your arms, please don't do it ever again. Penny, Promise.

Penny and Dj: I know I stand in line
Until you think you have the time
To spend an evening with me
And if we go someplace to dance
I know that there's a chance
You won't be leaving with me

And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place
And have a drink or two
And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid
Like I love you

Dj and Penny: I can see it in your eyes
You still despise the same old lines
You heard the night before
And though it's just a line to you
For me it's true
And never seemed so right before

I practice every day to find some clever
lines to say
To make the meaning come true
But then I think I'll wait until the evening
gets late
And I'm alone with you

Penny and Dj: The time is right
Your perfume fills my head
The stars get red
And oh the night's so blue
And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid
Like I love you

Dj and Penny: The time is right
Your perfume fills my head
The stars get red
And oh the night's so blue
And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid
Like I love you

I love you...

The song was performed in the auditorium. Will, Fabulous! All the kids were clapping. Penny, Thank you. Dj, You're welcome. Penny and Dj share a hug.

Later Caro was making out with Luke in his house. Caro, I missed your kisses. Luke, You think I didn't miss yours? Caro, Thank you. Luke, For what? Caro, For getting back in the club. Luke, You're welcome. Caro, And now you have to dye your hair again. Luke, Are you kidding me, my black hair makes me hotter. Caro, Really? I don't think so. Luke, What? Caro, I'm just kidding. They start making out again.

While that Charlie and Jade where at the Lima Bean. Charlie, I loved your performance. Jade, Thank you. Charlie, It was really hot! Jade, Thank you. Charlie, It just turn me on. Jade, This is getting weird, but thank you. Charlie,Jade, I have to tell you something. Jade, Yes. Charlie, I will beat you in the competence. Jade, Good luck with that. Charlie, I'm kidding I don't know who will win, but I know we will win. Jade, You're a sucker. Charlie, That was mean. Jade, I'm not talking seriously. Charlie kisses Jade. Charlie, Jade now I'm 16. Jade, So I am. Charlie, True, and this past year we were so close to... you know having... Jade, I know what you're talking about, but what's your point? Charlie, My point is that, now that I gave you the promise ring and everything, we can do it. Jade, I'm in the Celibacy Club. Charlie, That club doesn't exist anymore. Jade, True, but... Charlie, Leave it like that, I'm getting use to wait. Jade, Charlie, I don't want you to feel... Charlie, Is ok... He kisses Jade. Now we have to leave is really late, and I have to meet with Charlotte.

Both: Easy lover
She'll get a hold on you believe it
She's like no other
Before you know it you'll be on your knees
She's an easy lover
She'll take your heart but you won't feel it
She's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see

Daniel: She's the kind of girl you dream of
Dream of keeping hold of

Both: You'd better forget it
You'll never get it

Ashton: She will play around and leave you
Leave you and deceive you

Both: Better forget it
Oh you'll regret it

Daniel: No you'll never change her, so leave it, leave it
Get out quick cos seeing is believing

Ashton: It's the only way
You'll ever know

Both: Easy lover
She'll get a hold on you believe it
Like no other
Before you know it you'll be on your knees
She's an easy lover
She'll take your heart but you won't feel it
She's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see

Daniel: You're the one that wants to hold her
Hold her and control her

Both: You'd better forget it
You'll never get it

Ashton: For she'll say there's no other
Till she finds another

Both: Better forget it
Oh you'll regret it

Daniel: And don't try to change her, just leave it, leave it
You're not the only one, ooh seeing is believing

Ashton: It's the only way

Both: You'll ever know, oh

Ashton: No don't try to change her, just leave it, leave it
You're not the only one, ooh seeing is believing

Daniel: It's the only way

Both: You'll ever know, oh

Both: She's an easy lover (she's a easy lover)
She'll get a hold on you believe it (get a hold on you)
(She's) like no other
Before you know it you'll be on your knees (you'll be down onyour knees)
She's an easy lover
She'll take your heart but you won't feel it (you won't feelit)
She's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see (trying to make you see)

She's an easy lover.

Will, That was amazing! Daniel, Thank you, it is really out of my music zone, but I enjoy doing it. Chuck, That was so freaking awesome, one of my favorites. Ashton, Thank you, thank you. Will, Well now it is Mark's and Darren's turn. Mark, I just wanted to say that... Darren, Hit It!

Darren: The girl is mine Both: The doggone girl is mine Darren: I know she´s mine Both: Because the doggone girl is mine

Mark: I don´t understand the way you think
Saying that she´s yours not mine
Sending roses and your silly dreams
Really just a waste of time

Mark: Because she´s mine Both: The doggone girl is mine Mark: Don´t waste your time Both: Because the doggone girl is mine

Mark: I love you more than he
(Take you anywhere)

Darren: But I love you endlessly
(Loving we will share)

Both: So come and go with me
Two on the town

Darren: But we both cannot have her
So it´s one or the other
And one day you´ll discover
That she´s my girl forever and ever

Mark: Don´t bulid your hopes to be let down
´Cause I really feel it´s time

Darren: I know she´ll tell you I´m the one for her
´Cause she said I blow her mind

Darren: The girl is mine Both: The doggone girl is mine Darren: Don´t waste your time Both: Because the doggone girl is mine

Mark: She´s mine, she´s mine Darren: No, no, no, she´s mine Mark: The girl is mine, the girl is mine Darren: The girl is mine, the girl is mine

Mark: The girl is mine, (yep) she´s mine
The girl is mine, (yes) she´s mine

Darren: Don´t waste your time
Because the doggone girl is mine
The girl is mine, the girl is mine

Mark: I don´t believe it

Both: The girl is mine (mine, mine, mine)

The girl is mine...

Will, Incredible! Is one of the best performances of the week. Mark, Thank you. Will, This will be a hard decision for yourselves guys. Caro, Yeah, really hard.

Later Mike and Caro were in the dancing room. Caro, All the songs suck. Mike, Yeah, I don't think there are more duets. Caro, And out of the songs my dancing is stupid. Mike, Don't judge yourself like that, you just had a baby.Caro, Tha twas like two or three months ago. Mike, Just relax. We will win this. Caro, Did you win a duet competence when you were in the Glee Club? Mike, Nope. Caro, Awesome. Mike, I think I know a great song. Caro, Really? Mike, Yeah!

Mike: There's always that one person
That will always have your heart
You'll never see it coming
Cause you're blinded from the start
Know that you're that one for me
It's clear for everyone to see
Ooh baby ooh you'll always be my boo

Caro: I don't know bout cha'll
But I know about us and uh

Both: This is the only way
We know how to rock

Mike: Do you remember girl
I was the one who gave you your first kiss
Cause I remember girl

Mike: It started when we were young girl
You were mine my boo
Now another brother's taking over

But its still in your eyes my boo
Even though we used to argue it's alright
I know we haven't seen each other
In awhile but you will always be my boo

Caro: I was in love with you when we were younger
You were mine my boo
And I see it from time to time
I still feel like my boo
And I can see it no matter
How I try to hide my boo
Even though there's another man in my life
You will always be my boo

Caro: It's like remember boy
Cause after we kissed
I could only think about your lips
Yes I remember boy
The moment I knew
You were the one
I could spend my life with
Even before all the fame
And people screaming your name
I was there and you were my baby

Both: It started when we were young girl
You were mine my boo
Now another brother's taking over
But its still in your eyes my boo
Even though we used to argue it's alright
I know we haven't seen each other
In awhile but you will always be my boo

Caro: My oh, My oh, My oh, My oh, My Boo

Mike: It started when we were young girl
You were mine my boo
Now another brother's taking over
But its still in your eyes my boo
Even though we used to argue it's alright
I know we haven't seen each other
In awhile but you will always be my boo

Caro: I don't know bout cha'll
But I know about us and uh
This is the only way

Both: We know how to rock

It ends in the Choir Room. Will, You did justice to the song guys! Caro, Thank you, it was Mike choice. Mike, Yeah, but we both worked on it. Will, Well, keep doing what you're doing now because you're rocking guys. Luke, Can we show our presentation? Will, Sure! Luke, Come here Teddy! Teddy, I'm not sure about it. Luke, Hit It!

Both: Ain't another woman that can take your spot my-

Teddy: If I wrote you a symphony,
Just to say how much you mean to me
(What would you do?)
If I told you you were beautiful
Would you date me on the regular
(Tell me, would you?)
Well, baby I've been around the world
But I ain't seen myself another girl
(Like you)
This ring here represents my heart
But there's just one thing I need from you
(Say "I do")

Luke: Yeah, because

Both (Luke): I can see us holding hands
Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand
I can see us on the countryside
Sitting on the grass, laying side by side
You could be my baby, let me make you my lady
Girl, you amaze me
Ain't gotta do nothing crazy
See, all I want you to do is be my love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away)
Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away)
Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love

Teddy: Oh, girl - My love, my love

Luke: Now, if I wrote you a love note
And made you smile with every word I wrote
(What would you do?)
Would that make you want to change your scene
And wanna be the one on my team
(Tell me, would you?)
See, what's the point of waiting anymore?
Cause girl I've never been more sure
(That baby, it's you)
This ring here represents my heart
And everything that you've been waiting for
(Just say "I do")
Because ...

Both: I can see us holding hands
Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand
I can see us on the countryside
Sitting on the grass, laying side by side
You could be my baby, let me make you my lady
Girl, you amaze me
Ain't gotta do nothing crazy
See, all I want you to do is be my love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away)
Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away)
Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love

Luke: Oh, girl - My love, my love

Both: See, all I want you to do is be my love
(Love) My love
(Love) My love
(Love)
Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love
(Love) My love
(Love) My love
(Love)
Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love
Oh, girl - My love, my love

Charlotte, Don't get me wrong, but was that your performance? Luke, Yeah. Dj, It was bizarre. Teddy, It was Luke's idea. Luke, Yeah, now we're playing blame Luke. Will, It was good guys, a little bit weird, but good. Luke, Thank you. Teddy, I'm sure we will not win.

Later Charlie, Luke, Jade and Charlotte were walking by the auditorium when they here Acoustic Rush rehearsal.

Austynn: Living easy, livin' free
Season ticket, on a one, way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride

Lily: Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

Conner and Tori with Acoustic Rush: I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell

Marla: No stop signs, speedin' limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me 'round

Thea and Austynn: Hey Satan! Paid my dues
Playin' in a rockin' band
Hey mama! Look at me
I'm on my way to the promise land

Conner and Tori with Acoustic Rush (Thea): I'm on the highway to hell (I'm on a highway)
Highway to hell (I'm on a highway to hell)
I'm on the highway to hell I'm on it, I'm on it)
Highway to hell

Conner: Don't stop me!

Acoustic Rush: I'm on the highway to hell

Austynn with Acoustic Rush (Thea): I'm on the highway
I'm on the (highway to hell)

Conner and Tori with Acoustic Rush: I'm on the highway to hell (highway to hell)

Acoustic Rush: Yeah I'm going down anyway
I'm on the highway to hell

Holly, We almost got it, but it was good. Take five minutes. Charlotte, We should be singing that song. Jade, Why? Luke, Because after this... Charlie, We're going directly to hell.

The next day the Charlie, Jade, Luke and Charlotte were talking with Will. Jade, They were, amazing! Charlotte,They will beat us in Sectionals. Luke, The only way to win is killing Acoustic Rush. Everybody stare at Luke. Luke, Not literally. Charlie, Mr. Schue we have to do something. Will, I guess we don't have nothing else to do than preparing ourselves. Charlie, I guess you're right. Jade, Yes, and I don't think someone else will leave us. Will, I hope so guys.

New Directions: Oh...
Oh...
Oh...

Charlotte: If I should die before I wake,
It's 'cause you took my breath away
Losing you is like
Living in a world with no air
Oh

Charlie:
I'm here alone, don't wanna leave
My heart won't move; it's incomplete
Wish there was a way
That I can make you understand

Charlotte: But how
Do you expect me
To live alone with just me
'Cause my world revolves around you
It's so hard for me to breathe

Charlotte and Charlie: Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air
Can't live, can't breathe with no air
It's how I feel whenever you ain't there
It's no air, no air
Got me out here in the water so deep
Tell me how you gonna be without me
If you ain't here, I just can't breathe
It's no air, no air

No air, air - No
No air, air - No
No air, air - No
No air, air

Both: So how (Charlotte: How) Do you expect me (Charlotte: Me)
to live alone with just me (Charlotte: Oh)
'Cause my world revolves around you
It's so hard for me to breathe

Both: No!
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air (Charlotte: No air yeah) (Charlie: No air)
Can't live, can't breathe with no air (Charlotte: Woah woah) (Charlie: No air)
It's how I feel whenever you ain't there (Charlotte: Whenever you ain't there)

(Charlie: No breathing) It's no air, no air (Charlotte: No breathing No)

Charlotte: You got me out here in the water so deep

Charlie: Tell me how you gonna be without me

Charlotte: If you ain't here, I just can't breathe

Both: It's no air, no air

Both:No Air (Charlotte: No)
No Air (Charlie: No, No)
No Air (Charlotte: Oh)
No Air (Charlie: No Air)

Both:

No Air

All the kids were clapping and screaming. Will, In my opinion the best way to show what a duet is. Charlotte, Thank you. Will, It's time to vote. After a few minutes Will announce the winners. Will, Well, I'm happy with your decision and the winners are Dj and Penny! Dj, Yes! Penny, Oh my God! Will, Congratulations, almost everybody voted for you. Dj, Wow! All the kids hug Penny. Penny, Thank you guys. The bell rings. Will, See you next week guys. Rose stops Mr. Schue. Will, Hi Rose. Rose, I'm leaving the Glee Club. Will, What?

Songs[]

Cherry Bomb by The Runaways: Sung by Thea.

I Got You Babe by Sonny and Cher: Sung by Chuck and Rose.

No More Tears (Enough Is Enough) by Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer: Sung by Jade and Abi.

Somethin' Stupid by Robbie William and Nicole Kidman: Sung by Dj and Penny.

Easy Lover by Philip Bailey and Phil Collins: Sung by Daniel and Ashton.

The Girl Is Mine by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney: Sung by Mark and Darren.

My Boo by Alicia Keys Ft. Usher: Sung by Caro and Mike.

My Love by Justin Timberlake Ft. Timbaland: Sung by Luke and Teddy.

Highway To Hell by AC/DC: Sung by Acoustic Rush.

No Air by Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown: Sung by Charlie and Charlotte with New Directions.

Trivia[]

This is the first time the kids make a duets competition.

Dj was the first to know that Penny cut herself.

My Boo is Mike's second duet in the Fanfic.

Cast[]

Abbie Lynn Montello as Abi Lynn Lopez

BrittanaAndKlaineLover as Caroline Caro Underwood

Camsay as Charles Chuck Salvatore

ArpickgLeeker as Charlie John CJ Thompson

Laurakeee as Charlotte Scott

Dancinkc137 as Conner Dawson

Tyboy618 as Darren Jamie Groen

ArashiKagami as David Dj Pierce

QuinnQuinn as Jade Weaters

xIamAweSam as Lucas Luke Hamilton

ArpickgLeeker as Mark Criss

Rossidaniella as Rose Weiner

ArashiKagami as Theodore Teddy Stilinski

The blue eyes girl as Victoria Tori James

Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester

Harry Shum Jr. as Mike Chang

Klainer 619 as Ashton Scott

Wicked.Renthead-Gleek as Daniel Strong

Samchelfan as Penny Lefebvre

TaylorSwift-Finchelfan as Austynn Bledsoe

SamAndQuinnForever123 as Lily-Anne Rivers

Randomseddiemoments as Marla Kate

Theunitedstateofme as Theadora Thea Mapp

Gwyneth Paltrow as Holly Holiday

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