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Kiss Me
Season 2, Episode 2
Glee
Air Date January 20, 2012
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Kiss Me is the second episode of Season 2 in Glee: A New Beginning. It aired on January 20, 2012. Was written by ArpickgLeeker.

Plot Edit

It starts with Will and the kids in the Choir Room. Will, Well, this are bad news... Abi, They canceled Oprah? Will, There is a new Glee Club in McKinley. Charlie, Wait, what? Caro, Is that even legal? Jade, How was it possible? (Flashback: Figgins, Sorry Will, but one way or another this is convenient for me. Will, Ok, but who will be Acouctic Rush director? Figgins, Holly Holiday.) Rose, Miss Holly? Will, Yeah. Dj, I don't think someone will get in that club. Will, Do you remember Austynn and Lily? Abi, Sure! Will, They are the captains. Tori, So what, they are just two. Chuck gets in. Chuck, Three I saw one girl auditioning now. (Flashback: Marla: I remember tears streaming down your face
When I said, I'll never let you go
When all those shadows almost killed your light
I remember you said, Don't leave me here alone
But all that's dead and gone and passed tonight

Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You'll be alright
No one can hurt you now
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound

Don't you dare look out your window darling

Everything's on fire
The war outside our door keeps raging on
Hold onto this lullaby
Even when the music's gone

Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You'll be alright
No one can hurt you now
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound
)

Charlie, We're done!

Glee

Later Will finds Charlotte in the hallway. Charlotte, Hi Mr. Schue. Will, You're the girl I was looking for. Charlotte, Huh? Will, I want you to be the director of the musical. Charlotte, Seriously, what do you want? Will, That, I want you to direct the musical. Charlotte, Why me? Will, You're a good boss. Charlotte, Me? Will, I believe in you. Charlotte, Thank you, but... Will, There are no buts. Charlotte, Well if there's no other way...I accept. Will, Yes! You have to meet Shannon and Emma in the auditorium at four. Charlotte, Ok.

Later Charlotte meets Shannon and Emma at the auditorium. Shannon, Here again, I love musicals. Emma, I hope this year not to be so hard. Charlotte, You have esperience with directing, right? Emma, Something like that. Shannon, Well, let's start. Charlotte, Jade? Jade gets up the stage. Jade, Hi my name is Jade Weaters and I will be auditioning for the role of Mimi. Shannon, Nice.

Jade: What's the time?
Well it's gotta be close to midnight
My body's talking to me
It says,'Time for danger

It says
'I wanna commit a crime
Wanna be the cause of a fight
Wanna put on a tight skirt
And flirt with a stranger'

I know someplace sick
Where this chick'll dance in the flames
We don't need any money
I always get in for free
You can get in too
If you get in with me

Let's go out tonight
I have to go out tonight
You wanna play?
Let's run away
We won't be back
Before it's Christmas Day
Take me out tonight (meow)

So let's find a bar
So dark we forget who we are
And all the scars from the
Nevers and maybes die

Let's go out tonight
Have to go out tonight
You're sweet
Wanna hit the street?
Wanna wail at the moon
Like a cat in heat?
Just take me out tonight

Please take me out tonight
Don't forsake me - out tonight
I'll let you make me - out tonight
Tonight - tonight - tonight

Charlotte, Amazing Jade! Emma, You have such a beautiful voice. Charlotte, Coach are you crying? Shannon, Sorry, sorry. Charlotte, Thank you Jade. Shannon, That was beautiful. Charlotte, Weird.

When Jade gets out of the auditorium she finds out Rose and Darren. Darren, Hey Charlie! Jade, Charlie? Darren, You know Charlie, you. You're boring. Jade, Where are you going? Rose, Darren will audition for the role of... Darren, Steve! Jade, Good luck. Darren, Thank you, but I don't need it. Jade, Ok... Rose, See you in the practice? Jade, Sure! Darren, Come on! Rose, Wait.

Darren, Hi my name is Darren Groen and I'll audition for the role of Steve. Emma, Nice!

Darren: Will I lose my dignity
Will someone care
Will I wake tomorrow
From this nightmare?

Then Conner and Mark get in the stage singing.

Darren with Mark and Conner: Will I lose my dignity
Will someone care
Will I wake tomorrow
From this nightmare?

Will I lose my dignity
Will someone care
Will I wake tomorrow
From this nightmare?

Then Tori and Rose get in the stage.

Darren with Mark, Conner, Tori and Rose: Will I lose my dignity
Will someone care
Will I wake tomorrow
From this nightmare?

Will I lose my dignity
Will someone care
Will I wake tomorrow
From this nightmare?

When they finish the rest of New Directions start clapping. Darren, What are you doing here? Charlie, Just watching your audition. Charlotte, That was beautiful, and I don't say it just because Mark is there. Emma, Mark, Conner, Tori, Rose are you going to audition for... Rose, The company. Tori, Yes, cause we know there are not many roles. Charlotte, Coach are you crying again? Shannon, Sorry I have to go to the bathroom. Emma, It is usual. Charlotte, I can see it.

The next day Chuck was walking by the hallway and Marla stops him. Marla, Hi! Chuck, You're my competence so I won't talk to you. Marla, What? Chuck, Look, you're hot, but you are in the rival team, so I don't feel good about it. Marla, You're nice. Chuck, Thank you, what's your name? Marla, Marla, you? Chuck, Charles but people tell me Chuck. Marla, You're hot too by the way. Chuck, I have girlfriend. Marla, Really? Chuck, Yeah. Marla, Kiss me. Chuck, What? Marla kisses Chuck. Chuck, God! Are you insane? Marla, See you. Chuck, Abi will kill me!

Abi: This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Call my attention


Abi with ND Girls: I kissed a girl and I liked it
the taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Abi: No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

Abi with ND Girls: I kissed a girl and I liked it
the taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Abi with ND Girls: Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it
the taste of of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Emma, Wow an unusual audition but... Shannon, Amazing. Charlotte, Really good Abi, but for which character are you auditioning? Abi, Isn't it obvious? Joanne. Shannon, Good song for the character. Abi, I know. Chuck gets in the auditorium. Chuck, I have to talk with you Abi.

Abi, You did what? Chuck, I didn't do it it was she. Abi, I can't believe it. Chuck, I stop at the first second... Abi slaps Chuck. Abi, Sorry. Chuck, I needed it, for talking with the competence. Abi, Sorry, I believe in you. Chucj, I love you. Abi, I love you too. They share a kis and then a hug. Chuck, Don't worry my little jealy baby. Abi, Jealy baby? Chuck, Yeah.

Later Dj and Teddy were talking. Dj, So you Tom and I Angel? Teddy, Angel fits more to a girl. Dj, What? Teddy, Don't misunderstand me, but I don't see you like a drag. Dj, We'll convince Charlotte not to make me drag. Teddy, Dj I've been thinking about you know. Dj, Believe me, I don't know what are you talking. Teddy, Never mind. Dj, Now tell me. Teddy kisses Dj. Dj, Well you're safe, just by now. Teddy, I love you when you put that face. Dj, Aww, thank you.

Charlotte, Daniel Strong. Daniel, Hi, I'm gonna be singing Without You.

Daniel: Without you
The ground thaws
The rain falls
The grass grows

Without you
The seeds root
The flowers bloom
The children play

The stars gleam
The poets dream
The eagles fly
Without you

Without you
The breeze warms
The girl smiles
The cloud moves

Without you
The tides change
The boys run
The oceans crash

The moon glows
The river flows
But I die
Without you

But I know blue
Only blue
Lonely blue
Within me, blue
Without you

Without you
The eyes gaze
The legs walk
The lungs breathe

The mind churns
The heart yearns
The tears dry
Without you

Life goes on
But I'm gone
'Cause I die

Without you

Will was in the stage during the performance. Charlotte, Beautiful. Emma, Your voice is so sweet. Charlotte, I talk for Coach Beiste when I say you're awesome. Will, You're auditioning for? Daniel, Mark. Will, Would you mind joining the Glee Club? Daniel, Me? Will, Yeah. Daniel, I don't know... Charlotte, Please join. Daniel, Ok, I'm in. Charlotte, Awesome!

Later the kids were in the Glee Club meeting. Will, I've been so busy this week that I forgot that we have a presentation on friday. Charlie, The school assembly? Will, Yep. Conner, Last year presentation was a... Chuck, Mess? Conner, Totally. Will, Yes, that's why this year... Sue, You're going to perform a Katy Perry song. Will, What? Sue, All the school assemblies had been a mess because I didn't let you do what you want, so this year you're going to do a Katy Perry song. Jade, That's a good idea. Teddy, What about California Gurls. Ashton, Or Teenage Dream. Sue, All of them suck. Tori, So what we will do? Sue, E. T. Abi, The movie? Rose, Abi we love you, everytime you open your mouth you say weird things. Mike, That's a good idea. Charlie, E. T. get ready for us.

Figgins, And today we have with us to Nude Erections! Backstage: Charlie, Nude what? Figgins, I mean New Directions!

Darren: I got a dirty mind
I got filthy ways
I'm trying to bathe my ape
In your milky way
I'm a legend, I'm reverend, I be reverend
I be so far up
We don't give fuck


Charlie: Welcome to the danger zone
Step into the fantasy
You are now invited to
The other side of sanity
They callin' me an alien
A big-headed astronaut
Maybe it's because your boy
Yeezy get ass a lot...

Caro: You're so hypnotising
Could you be the devil, could you be an angel
Your touch, magnetizing
Feels like I am floating, leaves my body glowing

Rose: They say be afraid
You're not like the others, futuristic lover
Different DNA, they don't understand you

Caro and Rose: You're from a whole 'nother world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go, lead me into the light

Jade with New Directions: Kiss me, Ki-Ki-Kiss me
Infect me with your loving fill me with your
poison
Take me, Ta-Ta-Take me
Wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
It's supernatural, extra-terrestrial

Rose: You're so supersonic
Wanna feel your powers, stun me with your laser
Your kiss is cosmic, every move is magic

Caro and Rose: You're from a whole 'nother world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go, lead me into the light

Jade with New Directions: Kiss me, Ki-Ki-Kiss me
Infect me with your loving fill me with your
poison
Take me, Ta-Ta-Take me
Wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
It's supernatural, extra-terrestrial

Jade: This is transcendental,
On another level
Boy, you're my lucky star
I wanna walk on your wavelength
And be there when you vibrate
For you, I'll risk it all, all

Darren: I know a bar out in Mars
When they driving spaceships
Instead of cars

Charlie: Coup a prada space suit about stars
Gettin' stupid high straight up out the jars
Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck
Tell me what's next, alien sex

Darren: Imma disrobe you, then I'ma probe you
See, I abducted you

Charlie: So I tell you what to do, I tell you what to do
What to do, what to do

New Directions: Kiss me, Ki-Ki-Kiss me
Infect me with your loving fill me with your
poison
Take me, Ta-Ta-Take me
Wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
It's supernatural, extra-terrestrial

Rose: Extra-terrestrial

Caro: Extra-terrestrial

Jade with New Directions: Boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
It's supernatural, extra-terrestrial

All the school enjoyed the performance. They were clapping and yelling. Daniel, It feels good. Charlie, It is awesome! Daniel, Yeah it is.

Later Charlotte, Shannon and Emma were in the auditorium. Shannon, I can't believe it, we have so many auditions. Emma, Yeah, but this one is the last of the day. Charlotte, Charlie. Charlie, Hi, I will be singing Your Eyes.

Charlie: Your eyes
As we said our goodbyes
Can't get them out of my mind
And I find I can't hide (from)

Jade gets in the auditorium.

Your eyes
The ones that took me by surprise
The night you came into my life
Where there's moonlight
I see your eyes

How'd I let you slip away
When I'm longing so to hold you
Now I'd die for one more day
'Cause there's something
I should have told you
Yes there's something
I should have told you

When I looked into your eyes
Why does distance make us wise?
You were the song all along
And before this song dies

I should tell you
I should tell you
I have always loved you
You can see it in my eyes

Jade!

At the end of the song Jade gets in the stage and kisses Charlie. Charlotte, Well we have our Roger. Emma, Sure! Shannon (Crying), The best performance of the week!

Songs Edit

Safe And Sound by Taylor Swift: Sung by Marla.

Out Tonight by RENT: Sung by Jade.

Will I? by RENT: Sung by Darren.

I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry: Sung by Abi with New Directions Girls.

Without You by RENT: Sung by Daniel.

E. T. by Katy Perry Ft. Kanye West: Sung by Darren, Charlie, Caro, Rose and Jade with New Directions.

Your Eyes by RENT: Sung by Charlie.

Trivia Edit

This is the third episode with RENT songs in it.

Charlie sang One Song Glory in season 1, performed by Roger in the musical which is the role he wants.

This is the second and third time a Katy Perry song is performed.

Luke didn't appear in this episode.

Cast Edit

Abbie Lynn Montello as Abi Lynn Lopez

BrittanaAndKlaineLover as Caroline Caro Underwood

Camsay as Charles Chuck Salvatore

ArpickgLeeker as Charlie John CJ Thompson

Laurakeee as Charlotte Scott

Dancinkc137 as Conner Dawson

Tyboy618 as Darren Jamie Groen

ArashiKagami as David Dj Pierce

QuinnQuinn as Jade Weaters

xIamAweSam as Lucas Luke Hamilton

ArpickgLeeker as Mark Criss

Rossidaniella as Rose Weiner

ArashiKagami as Theodore Teddy Stilinski

The blue eyes girl as Victoria Tori James

Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester

Harry Shum Jr. as Mike Chang

Klainer 619 as Ashton Scott

Wicked.Renthead-Gleek as Daniel Strong

Randomseddiemoments as Marla Kate

Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester

Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsburry

Dot Jones as Shannon Beiste

Iqbal Theba as Principal Figgins