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I Can Be Sexy
Season 3, Episode 15
Glee
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I Can Be Sexy is the fifteenth episode in Glee: A New Beginning, season three. It is be written by ArpickgLeeker.

PlotEdit

It starts with Austynn walking down the hallways. He was talking to himself, Well, one of the most difficult things from being blind is not knowing if you're sexy or not. I mean I consider myself sexy, but maybe I'm not. I don't know how is it to be sexy. I've never seen someone being sexy or not being it. But in my opinion being blind doesn't mean I can't be sexy. I guess that is not only about having a good body or a cute face, you have to be confident. And I'm one of the most confidents persons I know. Yeah, I know that sometimes being blind affects me a lot, I can't do it good at dancing at the first try or the second try or the third try, but even Luke has troubles with that. I love who I am, but everynight I pray for me to see. It would be awesome to see the world from other perspective than just your imagination. One of the most amazing things of being part of the Glee Club is that they accept you for who you are, and they always teach you something new. And one of the things I've learned the most is that you have to believe in you and have to be confident. That's how I know I always do it great at performances, I just let it flow. I try hard and things always end as I expect them to be. And as I said, being confident means being sexy and I'm a confidence machine that means I'm also a sex machine! And I know which is the best way to prove it! The music starts as he gets into the Choir Room.

Austynn:

Yeah, yeah

When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly

I pay to the beat, walking on the street with in my new lafreak, yeah

This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control,

It's Austynn, with the big afro

They like bruce lee rock at the club


New Direction Boys:

Girl look at that body

Girl look at that body

Girl look at that body


Austynn:

I work out


Austynn (Landon):

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (okay!)

Everybody stops and they staring at me

I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it

Show it, show it, show it...


Austynn

I'm sexy and I know it

I'm sexy and I know it


Austynn with ND:

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see

Everybody stops and they staring at me

I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it

Show it, show it, show it...


New Directions:

I'm sexy and I know it


Austynn:

Hey!


New Directions:

I'm sexy and I know it


Austynn:

Check it out

Check it out!


Austynn with ND Boys:

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, Yeah!


Austynn with ND Girls:

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, Yeah!


Austynn with ND Boys:

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, Yeah!


Austynn and ND Girls:

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle,

Yeah, yeah!


Austynn:

Do the wiggle man!

I said the wiggle man!

Yeah!

I'm sexy and I know it!

Hey, yeah!


New Directions:

Girl look at that body

Girl look at that body

Girl look at that body


Austynn:

I work out


New Directions:

Girl look at that body

Girl look at that body

Girl look at that body


Austynn:

I work out!

I'm sexy and I know it...

It ends in the Choir Room with the kids clapping and getting back to their seats. Will, That was awesome Austynn! You were so confident... Abi, And sexy! Everybody stares at Abi as she says, What? He was and he is sexy! Austynn, Thank you! Sue, Stop sick babies! Austynn, After this performance, and after being thinking the whole day about how to be sexy, I thought that it would be a great idea to make a Sexy Week! Courtney, The sexy week? Sue, That's a great idea cyclops! Austynn, i'm Austynn! Sue, Whatever. Will, I agree with Sue and Austynn, this is a good moment for you to express how confident you feel with yourslef. And beside that, this year the judges will be judging sexiness. Jade, That's new. Sue, Well, I guess we all agree the this week will be about: How To Be Sexy.Abi, Yes! The bell rings as the kids get excited for the week's topic.

Glee

Later Abi, Courtney and Jade were walking by the hallway. Jade, So, what are you girls doing for this week assignment? Courtney, I'm not sure. I know I'm the hottest girl in McKinley... Jade and Abi stare at Courtney. Courtney, Okay, I'm on the top ten. But, I'm not really into this sexy things. Jade, I understand you. Abi, You? Miss Sexy Jade? Jade, Sexy Jade? Abi, Don't you remember when people called you like that? Jade, No, I don't! Courtney, People called you Sexy Jade? Jade, No! Abi, Yes, they did. Courtney, That nickname sounds so dirty. Jade, People didn't call me like that! Abi, Jade, please accept it! Jade, Just tell me who called me like that! Abi, Let me think. Abi thinks for a while until she answers, Sorry it wasn't you, it was a girl in my other school. Courtney and Jade stare at each other with confused faces. Abi, Sorry, I got confuse. Jade, A lot! Courtney, So, why are you not into sexy week? Jade, I don't, I know I can be sexy, but it is not my type of things. I'm not a flirting person. Courtney, That's why you kissed James. Jade, That was just to... it was just too... Shut up! Courtney, Sure! Abi, I love flirting! I'm a foxy girl. Courtney, At least you accept it. Abi, And you know what? Jade, What? Abi, I know which song to perform for the How To Be Sexy Assignment. Courtney, Which song? Abi, Just follow me. The music starts as the girls start walking and Abi starts singing.

Abi:

I'll always think of you

Inside of my private thoughts

I can imagine you

Touching my private parts

With just the thought of you

I can't help but touch myself

That's why I want you so bad


Abi with Jade and Courtney harmonizing:

Just one night of

Moonlight with you there beside me

All night doin? it again and again

You know I want you so bad

Baby baby baby baby (baby baby baby baby)


Abi with Jade and Courtney:

Oh I get so high

When I'm around you baby

I can touch the sky

You make me temperature rise

You're makin' me high

Oh baby baby baby baby


Abi:

I want to feel your heart and soul inside of me

Let's make a deal you roll, I lick

And we can go flying into ectasy

Oh darlin' you and me

Light my fire

Blow my flame

Take me, take me, take me away


Abi:

Oh, yeah


Abi with Jade and Courtney:

Oh I get so high

When I'm around you baby

I can touch the sky

You make my temperature rise

You're makin? me high

Oh (baby baby baby baby)

Oooh I get so high

When I'm around you baby

I can touch the sky

You make my temperature rise

You're makin? me high

Oh (baby baby baby baby)

During the song Abi starts flirting with the boys she finds in the hallways. It ends as the bell rings and the students start getting inside their classrooms and Courtney says, That was really weird! Abi, I know! Jade, Let's go. We have Cheerios rehearsal.

Later Daniel and James were at the lockers room. They were talking about their relationships. James, So, did you have a girlfriend before Courtney? Daniel, No, she's my first girlfriend. James, Cool. Daniel, Was Dj your first boyfriend? James, Yes, and until know I hadn't have a girlfriend. Daniel, What about Jordin. James, Before dating Dj, I guess I had a crush on her. Daniel, So, you really used her. James, Yes, I was stupid for doing that. Daniel, Well, even though you used her, she stills in love with you. James, She was never in love with me. Daniel, That's what you think. But, she is really into you. James, No, not after what I did to her. Daniel, We are humans, we all make mistakes. And believe me, I know about it. I almost killed a guy for trying to get revenge of something. James, Do you think she will forgive me? Daniel, The only way to know it is trying. James, I'm not sure. Daniel, I know you may be confused about being bi or gay or straight, but try to forget about Dj. He and Teddy are endgame! James, I know and I know it too. Daniel, Just give your Jordin a chance to tell you how does she feels about you. And who knows, maybe you feel something for her too. Daniel, I didn't know you were that talkative. Daniel, Everyday you learn something new! The bell rings as they leave the lockers room.

Later Aaliyah and Landon were making out. They stop as Aaliyah says, Stop, I feel sick. Landon keeps on kissing Aaliyah as he says, I know, you have the nine months sickness. Aaliyah separates as she says, I'm being serious, I don't feel good. Landon, Do you want me to take you to the doctor? Aaliyah, No, I'll be okay. Landon, Are you sure? Aaliyah, Totaly, it happens all the time. Aaliyah sits on the bed as she asks, So, are you going to perform something this week? Landon sits as he answers, I don't know, am I sexy enough? Aaliyah, You're really sexy! Landon, I know! What about you? Aaliyah, Being pregnant is not sexy at all. Landon, You're sexy for me. Aaliyah, That's cute, but you're my boyfriend. Landon, Yeah, it doesn't count. Landon then notices that Aaliyah seems really sick. Landon, Are you sure you are okay? Aaliyah, Yeah. Landon, You don't seem okay. Aaliyah, Maybe I want to catch a flu or something like that. You should leave before you get sick too. Landon, No, I'll stay with... Aaliyah, Please, I need to rest. Landon, Okay, but call me if you feel bad. Aaliyah, Sure. Landon leaves Aaliyah closes the door and lies on her bed.

The next day Chuck, Teddy and Mickey were walking by the hallway as Chuck ask, So what are you going to perform this week? Teddy, Why is everybody so into this week's topic? Chuck, Why do you ask that? Teddy, You're the fifth person that asks me what am I going to perform. Chuck, Sorry, but we're into it because we want to see others doing sexy things. Mickey, Why? Chuck, Because like that we can know if they are sexy or not. Teddy, Are you going to perform something? Chuck, Sure, but I'm not sure of which song expresses how sexy I am. Teddy, You're so discusting. Chuck, I know, and what about you Mickey? Mickey, No, I'm not going to perform anything. Teddy, Why? Mickey, I'm not sexy. Teddy, You're sexy! Chuck, You're just shy. Mickey, I guess that being shy is okay. Chuck, Being shy is not okay, at all! Mickey, It works for me. Teddy, No, it doesn't. Mickey, Why do you say that? Chuck, You don't have a girlfriend. Chuck, And you went with Austynn to prom last year. Mickey, I know I'm a loser. Teddy, Come on! I know you can be sexy. Mickey, How can I prove it? Chuck, Do you see that Cheerio over there? Mickey, Yeah, she's a senior. Teddy, Okay, go and say something sexy to her. Mickey, I can't do it. I'll faint in front of her. Chuck, Come on! You're a good looking guy, you're tall, you have blue eyes and a fresh smile. You can do it! Mickey, Okay, I'll do it. Mickey gets by the Cheerio as he says, Hey! Cheerio, Hi. Mickey, I was wondering, would you like to go to the movies or something like that. Cheerios, Get away from here loser! Mickey, Ouch! A bug just bit me. Mickey raise his shirt and he indirectly shows his abs to the Cheerio. She seems to be interested in Mickey. Cheerio, Are you okay? Mickey, Yeah, now I have to leave. Cheerio, So, tomorrow at seven? Mickey smiles as he says, Count on it. The Cheerio leaves as Chuck and Teddy get by and Chuck says, What the hell did you just do?! Teddy, Who are you and what did you do to the Mickey we know? Mickey, Was it sexy? Chuck, You show her your abs! That girl almost faints! Mickey, Awesome! Teddy, I guess you're going to sing something now that you know you can be sexy, right? Mickey, I don't know. Chuck, Just start and we'll follow you. Mickey starts singing as they start walking.

Mickey:

I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave


I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan

Too sexy for Milan

New York and Japan


Mickey with Chuck and Teddy:

I'm a model, ya know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk

On the catwalk yeah

I do my little turn on the catwalk


Mickey:

I'm too sexy for my car

Too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat

What ya think about that


Mickey with Chuck and Teddy:

I'm a model, ya know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk

On the catwalk yeah

I shake my little tush on the catwalk


I'm a model, ya know what I mean

And i do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little tush on the catwalk


Mickey:

I'm too sexy for my cat

Too sexy for my cat

Poor pussy

Poor pussy cat


Mickey with Chuck and Teddy:

I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me


Mickey:

And I'm too sexy for this song

It ends in the Choir Room with all the girls clapping and cheering Mickey. Jade, That was hot! Charlie stares at Jade kind of angry. Jade, What?! It was hot. Mickey, Thank you. They sit as Sue says, Oh my God! Watching you doing that just burned my eyes! It is one of the worst songs ever! Katie, But, he knew how to be sexy. Katie looks at Mickey with flirty eyes. Mickey, Yeah, now I won't be the shy guy anymore! I'll be sexier and funnier. Will, That's awesome! I can see that this week's assignment have helped you a lot! Austynn, Yeah, it makes us more confident with ourselves. The bell rings as the kids start leaving. James stops Jordin as he asks, May I talk with you? Jordin, No. Now, excuse me. James, Jordin, I need to talk with you. Jordin, You don't know what no means, right? James, I miss you. Jordin, We didn't date James! James, I miss you as I friend. Jordin, We were never friends! James, You were my friend. Well, you are my friend. I know I ws really stupid for using you, but I like you. And who knows, maybe I can even lov... Jordin, Stop. I have to be honest with you. I'm in love with you, that's why I'm hurt. I felt devastated when you-when you used me. James, Jordin, I'm really. I didn't want to hurt, I was just... Jordin, Stupid. James, Yeah, maybe I was even more than just stupid. Jordin, So, you want to have a date. James, I said I wanted to talk, but I date will be better. Jordin, See you on Breadstix, at seven. tonight. James, Really? Jordin, Yes. James, See you there. Jordin leaves as James jumps and says, Yes!

Later Charlie, Luke, Dj, Jade, Penny and Charlotte were walking by the hallway as Luke, So who do you think is the sexiest of us? Jade, I have to vote for Dj and Charlie. Luke, What about me? Jade, You asked who was the sexiest of us. Dj, Wow, I'm sexy. Penny, I'm with Jade. Charlotte, I'm with Jade and Penny. Charlotte laughs as Luke says,That's so funny. No, what about you guys? Who do you think is the sexiest one? Dj, Tough one! Luke, You just can vote for one. Charlie, Well, I'll have to vote for me. Dj, Yeah, me too. Luke, Me three! Jade, That's not fair! Charlotte, Yes! We voted for you. Charlie, Sorry, but we are the sxiest. Penny, Maybe in nowhere land. Charlotte, Give me five girl! Jade, Let's do something. Dj, This is turning interesting. Jade, Let's make a boys versus girl battle. Charlie, Sure! Luke, Which song? Jade, You have to choose the sexiest song for men and we have to choose the sexiest song for women. Charlotte, You have a big brain Jade! Dj, Let's make this more interesting. Penny, How? Dj, The six senior boys against the four senior girls. Charlotte, Cool. Luke, This is going to be awesome! Jade, I bet it will be awesome! The bell rings as they continue walking and talking about the competence.

Later James was waiting for Jordin at Breadstix. James, Three hours! I've been waiting for three hours! But, I have to wait until she comes. I owe her that. While that Mark and Penny were about to leave as they notice James. They get by him as Mark says, Hey dude! James, Hey guys! Penny, What are you doing here? James, I'm waiting for someone. Mark, Someone? James, Jordin. Penny, But, it is already ten! James, I know, she's a few, almost three hours late. Mark, This is not of my business but, I bet she won't come. James, I know she will. Penny, Well, good luck! James, Thank you. They start walking as Mark stops and gets back to James tables and says, The close at eleven o'clock. Mark leaves as James stays with a worried face. As he puts his head over the table he receives a text message from Jordin, Sorry, I won't go. James deeply breathes as he hit his head against the table.

The next day the kdis were getting inside the Choir Room as James gets in a says, Three hours?! Courtney, What are you talking about? James, Jordin, I waited for you three hours! And you decided to send me a text message saying, Sorry, I won't go! Jordin, Sorry, I have important things to do. James, I tried to give you a second chance! Jordin, The one that need the second chance is you! And believe me, you won't get it from me! James takes a sit as Luke says, Ouch! Will gets in right after Sue as he says, Well guys, as you know Nationals are going to be in Las Vegas! Chuck, Yeah! Caro, Las Vegas baby! Courtney sarcastically asks, Is people always that nervous before Nationals? Will, That's other thing I wanted to talk about. We've get on the top three on Nationals, but never the first place. Sue, We need to change that! And for doing it you have to stop acting like it is just another ugly performance. Charlie, So, this time we're going to be serious. Will, No, we are just going to focus on the important thing, and it is getting first on Nationals and Internationals! Dj, I know we will win. I have a big feeling! Jordin raises her hand. Will, Yes Jordin? Jordin, I know this is not about Nationals, but it is about the assignment. I wanted to sing something that shows I can be more than just a background singer. Katie, You're not just a background singer. Jordin, I know, but I want to prove I can shine as Jade, Penny, Caro, Charlotte and Abi. And I'll prove I can be sexy! Will, Let's hear you. Jordin, Hit it!

Jordin:

Let's go girls!

C'mon


I'm going out tonight

I'm feelin' alright

gonna let it all hang out


Wanna make some noise

really raise my voice

Yeah, I wanna scream and shout


Uh, No inhibitions, make no conditions

get a little, outta line

Ain't gonna act, politically correct

I only wanna have a good time


Best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun

and...


Jordin with ND Girls:

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy

forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts, short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah!

doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action

feel the attraction

color my hair, do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free

yeah! to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!


Jordin:

Ow, ow, ow

Uh hu!

Oh yeah...


Jordin with ND Girl harmonizing:

Best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun

Fun!


Jordin with ND Girls:

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy

forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts, short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah!

doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action

feel the attraction

color my hair, do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free

yeah! to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman.....


Jordin:

Oh, oh

Yeah, yeah

I get totally crazy

Can you feel it

Come, come, come on baby

Woo! Hoo! Hoo!

I feel like a woman!

It ends as New Directions clap to her and she says, Thank you! Chuck, Damn! That girl is hot! Charlotte, Shut up! Chuck, Sorry. James, So you're trying to have fun with me. Jordin, No, I'm actually making fun of you. James, How many times do you want to say I'm sorry?! Jordin, I forgive, but it is not that easy to forget about things. Caro, Ouch! Take it! James, So, are you going to humiliate me my whole life? Jordin, No. I'll humiliate you until we graduate and I don't have to see your face again. Caro, Oh my God! You're my heroine! The bell rings as James leaves the Choir Room almost running and Caro makes a high five with her.

Later Austynn and Charlie were walking by the hallway. Austynn, So, are you ready for the boys versus girls battle? Charlie, Yes, I know we will win. Austynn, Cool! Charlie, I know. This How To Be Sexy week has been really cool!Austynn, I know right? It brought mea lot of confidence. Charlie, Everybody saw it. You're sexy and you know it! Austynn laughs as he says, Finally I proved that being blind is not a big problem for me. Charlie, You proved it since the first day you joined Acoustic Rush. Austynn, Really? Charlie, Totally. It is really admirable to watch, to listen and to see a blind guy perform as you do. Austynn, Thank you Charlie, it means a lot coming from you. Charlie, Dude, you're welcome. But, I'm nothing compared to you, you're a hero! I'm just the sexy quaterback and Glee Club co-captain. They both laugh as Austynn says, Now, I know I can be sexy too! Charlie, Yeah, it is sad that you can't see it. Austynn, This conversation is turning awkward. Charlie, I know! Austynn, Let's go to the Auditorium, you'll be late for the battle. Charlie, How do you know that? Austynn, I don't know maybe it is my special clock. Charlie, Wow! Cool clock. And let's go!

A few minuts later the seniors were on the stage with their costumes for the battle. Charlie, You look hot. Jade, You look hot too. Charlie, Let's forget about the battle and let's go to my house. Jade, That sounded nasty in so many ways! Charlie, I know, sorry. Caro gets on the stage as she says to the rest of the kids, Well, as you know this is a seniors battle. That means you'll be the judges! Charlotte, You'll chosse who were better booys or girls. Luke, Who goes first? Jade, I guess that you. Charlie, Cool! now get out of the stage! The boys get on position and the music starts as the lights get low and the curtain gets half openned.

Charlie:

Sugar

Sugar

Hmm... Oh


Chuck:

She sits alone waiting for suggestions

He's so nervous avoiding all her questions


Luke:

His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding

Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?


Charlie with Luke and Chuck:

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on, sugar, let me know

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on, honey, tell me so


Charlie:

Tell me so baby


Mark:

He's acting shy looking for an answer

Oh, Come on, honey, let's spend the night together


Teddy:

Now hold on a minute before we go much further

Give me a dime so I can phone my mother


Dj:

They catch a cab to his high rise apartment

At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant


Mark with Teddy and Dj:

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on, honey, tell me so

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on, sugar, let me know


Mark:

Ow!


Luke:

His heart's beating like a drum


Chuck, Teddy and Dj:

'Cause at last he's got his girl home


Charlie and Mark:

Relax, baby, now we are alone


Charlie:

Ow!


Charlie, Luke, Chuck, Mark, Teddy and Dj:

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on, sugar, let me know

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on, honey, tell me so


Charlie:

Ow!


Charlie, Luke, Chuck, Mark, Teddy and Dj (Charlie):

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on, sugar, let me know (tell me so baby)

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on, honey, tell me so

Oh, if you want my body!

It ends with the six of them shirtless and Aaliyah, Courtney, Jordin and Abi clapping and cheering. Penny, They just beat us. Jade, No. We have the factors B. Penny, Facotrs B? Jade, Boobies and Butts! Penny, You're crazy! The guys start getting out of the stage. Luke, Good luck girls! You'll need it. Charlotte, We will see it. The curtain closes as the girls start getting on positions. Aaliyah, Oh my God! That was so hot! Courtney, I know! Daniel, We are hotter. Landon, Really hotter. Courtney, We're not saying you are not, but they are. Aaliyah, You're so right. Daniel, Shut up! The girls are about to go out. Caro starts singing as the curtain slowly opens.

Caro:

Where's all my soul sister

Lemme hear ya flow sistas


Jade, Penny and Charlotte (Caro):

Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister (uh)

Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, go sister


Charlotte:

He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge

Strutting her stuff on the street


Charlotte with Jade and Charlotte:

She said: Hello, hey Joe


Charlotte with Caro:

You wanna give it a go, oh


Penny (Jade and Charlotte):

He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up

(Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister)

Boy drank all that magnolia wine

(Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, go sister)


Penny:

On her black satin sheets

It's where he started to freak, yeah


Penny with Jade and Charlotte (Penny):

Gichie gichie ya ya da da (da da da)

Gichie gichie ya ya here (ooh yeah yeah)

Mocca chocolata ya ya (ya ya) (Caro: yeah yeah yeah)


Penny:

Creole Lady Marmalade, uh


Charlotte, Jade and Penny:

Voulez-vous couché avec moi, ce soir (Caro: ce soir)

Voulez-vous couché avec moi (Penny: ooh)


Caro:

Yeah, yeah, aw

We come through with the money and the garter belts

Let 'em know we 'bout that cake, straight out the gate, uh

We independent women, some mistake us for whores

I'm saying, why spend mine (with Charlotte:when I can spend yours)

Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry

I'ma keep playing these cats (with Jade:out like Atari)

Wear ideal shoes, gettin' love from the dudes

Four bad ass chicks (with Penny:from the Moulin Rouge)

You wanna gichie gichie ya ya (come on)


Caro with Jade:

Mocca choco la ta (what)


Caro:

Creole Lady Marmalade

One more time now, come on


Penny and Charlotte (Jade):

Marmalade (ooh)

Lady Marmalade (hee yeah yeah)

Marmalade (No oh oh yeah)


Jade (Caro):

Hey, hey, hey (uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,uh, uh)

Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth, hey

Colour of cafe au lait, alright

Made the savage beast inside

Roar until he cried: More, (more) more, (more), more...


Penny with Jade (Jade):

Now he's back home doing nine to five (nine to five)


Charlotte:

Living the gray flannel life


Jade (Caro):

But when he turns off the sleep, memories creep,

More (more), more (more), more


Charlotte and Caro (Penny and Jade):

Gichie gichie ya ya da da (da da da da uh)

Gichie gichie ya ya here (ohh)

Mocca chocolata ya ya (ooh)


Jade:

Creole Lady Marmalade


Penny, Jade and Charlotte:

Voulez-vous couché avec moi, ce soir (Caro: ce soir)

Voulez-vous couché avec moi (Charlotte:all my sisters yeah)

Voulez-vous couché avec moi, ce soir

Voulez-vous couché avec moi (Jade: ohh)


Caro:

Come on, uh


Jade, Caro, Penny and Charlotte:

Creole Lady Marmalade, oh oh oh yes, sah!

It ends with the girls in the front part of the stage and the boys clapping and cheering. Daniel, That was hot! Mickey, Woo! Jade, Thank you! The girls get down of the stage as Charlie hugs Jade and says, I didn't want to say it in front of the rest of the girls, but you're the sexiest girl in the whole world. Jade, And you're the sexiest boy in the whole Universe. Charlie, I know. Charlie kisses Jade as the sophomores and juniors get on the stage. Caro, I guess they are going to announce us! Teddy, No, they are announcing the winners. Caro, Exactly! Courtney, Well guys, you were all hot! Daniel, But, we can choose just one of you. Jordin, So we decided that the hottest are us! Charlotte, Excuse me? James, We didn't have the chance to sing. Katie, And we deserve to prove that we are sexy too. Caro, I dressed like this for nothing?! Mickey, Sorry, best luck next time. Caro, I like you more before than now! The bell rings as they start leaving the Auditorium complaining about the results.

Later Landon and James were in math class. As they were writing Emma gets in and says, Landon, I need to talk to you. Landon raise his head and notices Emma's worried face. Few moments later Landon and James were in Emma's office. Landon was almost crying. James, And, what happened? Will, She was in History class and she just fainted. Landon, But, is she okay? Emma, Sue and Jordin are with Aaliyah, and Jordin says that the doctors are trying to do everything they can. Landon, That doesn't helps! James, What about the babies? Are they going to be okay? Will, We-we don't know yet. Landon, I knew she was not okay! Emma, What? Landon, A few days ago I saw her, and she seemed sick. But, she said she was okay. Why didn't I take her to the hospital?! Will, It is not your fault. James, Mister Schue I'll go with Landon if you let me. Emma, I guess they should go. Landon and James leave. As Will hugs Emma and he says, Those kind of things just happen to us.

Later Landon, James and Jordin were with Aaliyah in a hospital room. James, She looks nice while she sleeps. Landon, Yeah. Jordin, She's going to be okay. Landon, Thank you Jordin but, you heard what the doctors said. The babies don't have many chances of living. James, Dude, just have some faith. Landon, I'll try to. Jordin, She's waking up. Aaliyah opens her eyes as Landon says, Honey, are you okay? James, Let her breathe! Aaliyah, James? James, Hey you! Landon, Aaliyah are you okay? Aaliyah, Yes, I am. Landon, Why? Aaliyah, The doctors told you I stop eating, right? Landon, Yes, and that made you faint. You don't have energy enough for the three of you. Aaliyah, I'm sorry. Is that, before I got pregnant I was one of the sexiest girls on school and I was prettier. Jordin, You are pretty honey! Aaliyah, Yeah, now is when I realize that I don't need to be thin for being sexy. It is too late. James, No. Doctors said your babies have chances of... Aaliyah, I don't really want to talk about that. Jordin, Well, we have to tell New Directions you're okay! James, Let's go. Landon kisses Aaliyah as he stands and leaves with James and Jordin. Suddenly the music starts as Aaliyah deeply breathes and starts singing.

Aaliyah:

Birds flying high you know how I feel

Sun in the sky you know how I feel

Breeze driftin' on by you know how I feel


It's a new dawn

It's a new day

It's a new life

For me

And I'm feeling good


Fish in the sea you know how I feel

River running free you know how I feel

Blossom on the tree you know how I feel


It's a new dawn

It's a new day

It's a new life

For me

And I'm feeling good


Dragonfly out in the sun you know what I mean, don't you know

Butterflies all havin' fun you know what I mean

Sleep in peace when day is done

That's what I mean


And this old world is a new world

And a bold world

For me, yeah, yeah


Stars when you shine you know how I feel

Scent of the pine you know how I feel

Oh freedom is mine

And I know how I feel


It's a new dawn

It's a new day

It's a new life

For me

And I'm feeling good...

The song was a dream sequence. It shows Aaliyah singing in the Auditorium and singing in the hospital room. It ends as she closes her eyes in the Auditorium and then she appears back in the hospital.

The next day the kids were in the Choir Room talking about Nationals. Abi, I can't believe Vocal Adrenaline is going to be there again! Dj, I know! It is like a pain in the ass. Jade, I don't know why, but I have the feeling that we will beat them. Charlotte, Yeah I feel positive. Chuck, You feel positive because you're having the solo. Charlotte, No, I'm really nervous about it. Courtney, Hold on! Do you think Aaliyah is going to be able to perform? James, We're not sure yet. Suddenly Aaliyah was in the door. She gets in as she says, I'm sure. Daniel, Really? Aaliyah, I'm sure that I'm not going to be able to perform in Nationals. The kids make a sad expression as the bell rings and the scene ends.

SongsEdit

Sexy And I Know It by LMFAO: Sung by Austynn with Landon and New Directions.

You're Makin' Me High by Toni Braxton: Sung by Abi with Jade and Courtney.

I'm Too Sexy by Right Say Fred: Sung by Mickey with Chuck and Teddy.

Man! I Feel Like A Woman by Shania Twain: Sung by Jordin with New Direction Girls.

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? by Rod Stewart: Sung Charlie, Luke, Chuck, Mark, Teddy and Dj.

Lady Marmalade from Moulin Rouge: Sung by Jade, Caro, Charlotte and Penny.

Feeling Good by Nina Simone: Sung by Aaliyah.

TriviarEdit

The leads on the boys' performance were: Charlie, Luke, Chuck, Mark, Teddy and Dj, which are the Senior guys. And the leads on the girls' performance were: Jade, Charlotte, Penny and Caro, which are the Senior girls.

You're Makin' Me High is Abi's first solo in the season.

I'm Too Sexy is Mickey's first solo of the season.

You're Makin' Me High and I'm Too Sexy start in the hallways with the singers walking.

PromoEdit

Nationals day is near...Edit

Charlotte, I'm so scared, I don't think I'm gonna be able to do it.

Luke, We're next. Daniel, But we can't start without them.

But before, the kids are going to...Edit

Caro, We're in Las Vegas baby!

Will, Don't forget that we have to work on our setlist. Charlie, Working is overrated Mr. Schue!

Have some FUN in Las Vegas!Edit

Penny with Female Beat (singing), When I grow up, I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies...

Penny, I'm not sure. It says only older than eighteen.

Caro, Don't be a killjoy! It will be funny!

Charlie, We should go out and see the city.

Jade, Or we can stay here and have have fun by our own.

New Direction Boys (singing), Eh sexy lady...

Chuck, This is crazy! This is crazy!

Courtney, Oh my God! Jordin, They need to tie him!

Teddy, This is a big city! We can do whatever we want!

James, If-if you're looking for the main attraction, Just hold on tight and let me do my dance...

Daniel, We should be singing in the hotel right now. Mickey, Yeah, but we are not!

Dj, You should go there and shine! Aaliyah, This is your biggest opportunity.

James, I just can't get over him. Landon, You should try a little bit harder.

Mark (singing), Oppa gangnam style!

CastEdit

Starring:

KCisaGleek98 as Aaliyah Skye Mayson

Abbie Lynn Montello as Abi Lynn Lopez

Dare-2-Dream as Austynn Bledsoe

BrittanaAndKlaineLover as Caroline Caro Underwood

Camsay as Charles Chuck Salvatore

UndercoverGleek1 as Courtney Wintour

ArpickgLeeker as Charlie John CJ Thompson

GottaBeYou as Charlotte Scott

GleekofZeus as Daniel Stowe

ArashiKagami as David Dj Pierce

QuinnQuinn as Jade Weaters

Mirlo as James Thor Thorrington

SamcedesandKlaineForever as Jordin Amaya Baker

xIamAweSam as Lucas Luke Hamilton

ArpickgLeeker as Mark Criss

Limaheights as Mickey Lopez

Samchel fan as Penny Lefebvre

ArashiKagami as Theodore Teddy Stilinski

Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester

Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester

Guest Star:

Theworldscolliding as Katie Red

KCisaGleek98 as Landon Zachariah Winters

Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsbury

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