| Cupid's Chokehold | |
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| By: | Gym Class Heroes |
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| Sung by: | New Directions |
| Episode: | Be My Valentine |
Cupid's Chokehold is a song by Gym Class Heroes. It is sung by New Directions in Be My Valentine.
Lyrics:[]
Teddy:
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Charlie:
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (Teddy: ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (Teddy: ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Chuck and Dj:
It's been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But momma I fell in love again
It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend
Caro and Chuck:
And I know it sounds so old
But cupid got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid I might give in
Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin'
Dj and Caro:
I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And alka seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is
Dj, Chuck and Caro:
We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know i'm young but if i had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun (Teddy: ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Charlie:
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (Teddy: ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (Teddy: ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Charlie and Abi:
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (Teddy: ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (Teddy: ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Chuck:
It's been awhile since we talked last and I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast
But dad I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son
Dj:
And I know you heard the last song about the girls that didn't last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name (Teddy: ba ba da da)
Caro and Abi:
I love it when she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is (Teddy: ba ba da da)
Charlie, Teddy and Abi:
It's gonna be a long drive home but I know as soon as I arrive home
And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
She'll be back into my arms once more for sure
Charlie:
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (Teddy: ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (Teddy: ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Charlie:
She's got a smile that would make the most senile
Chuck:
Annoying old man bite his tongue
Teddy:
I'm not done
Abi:
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise
Caro:
And it doesn't stop there
Teddy:
Man I swear
Dj:
She's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten
Charlie and Chuck:
And now she's even got her own song
Teddy:
But movin' on
Dj:
She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard
Caro and Abi:
And we can be on the phone for three hours
Teddy:
Not sayin' one word
Chuck with New Directions backing:
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future she's the main component
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but
Everywhere I go,I keep her picture in my wallet like you
Charlie with New Directions:
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (Teddy: ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (Teddy: ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Charlie and Abi with New Directions:
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (Teddy: ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (Teddy: ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Video:[]
Gym Class Heroes - Cupid's Chokehold