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Cars For Sale
Season 2, Episode 15
Glee
Air Date March 17, 2012
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Cars For Sale is the 15th episode of Season 2 in Glee: A New Beginning. It aired on March 17, 2012. Was written by ArpickgLeeker.

Plot Edit

It starts with the kids in the Choir Room. Will, Well, I'm so happy to say this... Abi, Are you pregnant? Will, No, I don't think that is even possible, what I'm going to say is that a guy wants to audition for the Glee Club. Daniel, Don't you think it is too late? Charlie, It is never late to follow your dreams. Abi, That was deep. Will, Come in please. Mickey, Hello, my name is Mickey Lopez, and I would love to join Glee Club, and as my cousin was here, I think it will be a great idea to join. Mike, Are you Santana's cousin? Mickey, Yes. Mike, Creepy. Will, Let's hear you. Mickey, Well, I'm going to sing Starships by Nicki Minaj. Luke, I don't want to ruin your audition, but I sang straships a few weeks ago, and it will be boring if you sing it too. Jade, What Luke wants to say is that, if you sing it your performance won't have the same power. Mickey, You sang with him right? Jade, Yes. Mickey, Come on, I don't think I'll be better than you. Hit It!


Mickey: Let's go to the beach, each
Let's go get away
They say, what they gonna say?
Have a drink, click, found the bud light
Bad b-tches like me, is hard to come by
The patron own, let's go get it on
The zone own, yes i'm in the zone
Is it two, three? Leave a good tip
I'mma blow off my money and don't give too quick

I'm on the floor, floor
I love to dance
So give me more, more, till I can stand
Get on the floor, floor
Like it's your last dance
If you want more, more
Then here I am

Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time

Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Let's do this one last time
Hands up...

Now everybody let me hear you say ray ray ray
Now spend all your money cause they pay pay pay
And if you're a cheat, you a chea-chea-cheat
My name is Michael, you can call me Mickey

Get on the floor, floor
Like a chola's dance
If you want more, more
Then here I am

Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time

Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Let's do this one last time
Hands up...

We're higher than a mothersucker

Glee

Charlie, That kid was amazing. Jade, Yeah, but he is not better than me. Charlie, No one is better than you. Jade, Thank you. Charlie, You're welcome. Luke gets by them. Luke, I will kill him, but I'm thinkin, should I put him inside a box or a plastic bag? Jade, You're weird Luke, really weird. Luke, He is popular and he sings really good. Charlie, Like you, Jade, Caro, Chuck, Abi, me and all the kids in the Glee Club. Chuck gets by them too. Chuck, Jealous Luke? Luke, Shut up. Chuck, It's ok, I understand you. Jade, Really? Chuck, No, I don't. Charlie, See you later we have classes. Jade, Bye. Luke, So a box or a plastic bag? Chuck, You're weird Luke, really weird.

Later Teddy was with Dj in Dj's aunt house. Teddy, Why did you came here? Dj, You may know the reasons. If I'm in the school, I can... Teddy, I know, the guys told me that. But why you didn't tell me. Dj, I could hardly talk Teddy. Teddy, Sorry, I'm really sorry. Dj, It's ok, I'm sorry too. Teddy, You shouldn't be sorry, it is not your fault. Dj, I know, I just thought it will sound good. Teddy, I love you so bad. Dj, I love you too. They kiss. Teddy, I have to leave, but I'll come back. Dj, It's ok, at least I know you're ok. Teddy, You're ok too. Dj, Can you come please? Teddy, Yes. Dj kisses Teddy with pation. Teddy, We shouldn't do this. Dj, I know, I just want to make sure you care about me and my health. Teddy, Bye. Dj, Bye. It starts as tears starts falling through Teddy's cheeks.

Penny: I've waited a hundred years
But I'd wait a million more for you
Nothing prepared me for the privilege of being yours, I do
If I had only felt the warmth within your touch
If I had only seen how you smile when you blush
Or how you curl your lip when you concentrate enought
I would have known what I was living for all along
What I've been living for

Penny: Your love is my turning page
Only the sweetest words remain
Every kiss is a cursive line

Penny with ND backing: Every touch is a redefining phrase'' ''I surrender who I've been for who you are
Nothing makes me stronger than your fragile heart
If I had only felt how it feels to be yours
I would have known what I've been living for all along

Penny: What I've been living for

Penny: We're tethered to the story we must tell
When i saw you well I knew we'd tell it well
With the whisper we will tame the vicious scenes
Like a feather bringing kingdoms to their knees

It ends in the Choir Room. Everybody clap to her and was almost crying. Jade, It was beautiful. Will, Really beautiful Penny. Penny, Thank you. Will, Now good news, we're going to make a car wash. Charlotte, Excuse me? Will, We don't ave money for going to Miami because the school will pay Acoustic Rush's trip. Ashton, It sucks! Charlie, Yeah, two years being a Glee Club and they pay us with this. Abi, Actually, they don't pay us anything. Will, I'm sorry guys. Jade, It's ok Mr. Schue, what can go wrong?

Caro, What can go wrong? You want me to tell you what can go wrong? This, there are no cars here. Mickey, We should do something about it. Mark, What? We should go to the middle of the street and start singing? Penny, Mark you're brilliant. Mark, Really? Austynn, I think I know what we should do. Chuck, Not Big Time Rush again right? Austynn, Girls? Charlotte, Hit It!


ND Girls: Ooh, do do do do do do do
Car wash, car wash
Ooh, do do do do do do do
Car wash, car wash

Caro: Yeah, let's drop it on 'em like this

Jade: You might not ever get rich, ha
Let me tell you it's better than digging a ditch
There ain't no telling who you might meet
A movie star or maybe a common thief

Jade with New Directions (Jade): Working at the car wash (oh oh, yeah yeah)
At the car wash, yeah (ooh, yeah yeah)
At the car wash (sing it with me now)
Working at the car wash, yeah

Caro: Oh, oh

Jade: Said, said, said, sing

(New Directions Girls) Caro: (Work and work)
Well those cars never stop coming
(Work and work)
Keep those rags and machines humming
(Work and work)
My fingers to the bone
(Work and work)
Keep on and can't wait till it's time to go home

Jade with New Directions Boys: Hey, get your car washed today
Fill up and you don't have to pay
Hey, get your car washed today
Fill it up, right away

Caro (Jade): Work at the, car wash
Sharks in the water make they jaws lock
When I swim through the grim, I'm too hot
Y'all can make y'all bets
Y'all small tuna fish, I'm one big catch
Shark's lair, bow down playa
'Cause this right here will be your worst nightmare (nightmare)
Work that, work that, pop back, hurt that
Turn this up and bang it all up in the surface

New Directions (Jade): Working at the car wash (ohhh, yeah)
At the car wash, yeah (come on work, baby work it, say now)
At the car wash (ahh)
Working at the car wash, yeah

Jade: So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on

New Directions: Hey, get your car washed today (Jade: hey)
Hey, get your car washed today
Hey, get your car washed today (Caro: phenomenal hit)

At the end of the song the parking lot was full of cars. Jade, So, what were you saying? Caro, I'm sorry, nothing can go wrong. Jade, I knew you will say that.

Later the kids were in the Choir Room. Will, Well after all your hard work we made enough money for the half of the tickets. Caro, Just the half? Charlie, At least it is something. Will, Well we need 16 tickets, and we already have eight. Jade, What else can we do? Will, What about another car wash? Charlie, It is really hard to wash cars all day down the sun. Chuck, Yeah, I'm white and if you take a look to me, believe me I'm brown. Ashton, Is true, he is brown now. Will, Well, we have to do something to get money. Caro, I hate Acoustic Rush. Charlotte, The good thing is that they won't be here next year, so New Directions have a free pass to all the competences, without washing cars. Mickey, I think I know what we should do now. Daniel, What? Mickey, Hit It!


Mickey: Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't fell like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Luke (Mickey): I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
(Naahh)

Mickey: I'll be lounging on a couch, just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to Douggie,
'Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man

Luke: Ooooh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can!

Luke and Mickey with ND backing: Today I don't fell like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't fell like pickin up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
(Luke: Nothing at all)

New Directions: Huhul, huhuuuul
(Mickey: Nothing at all)
Huhuuul, huhuuul

Luke: No, I ain't gonna comb my hair.
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, ooooh

Mickey: I'll just strut in my birthday suit,
and let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeeeaaah

Luke: Oooh, today I don't fell like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed

Mickey: Don't fell like pickin up my phone
So leave a message at the tone

Luke and Mickey with ND: 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
(Luke: Nothing at all)

New Directions: Huhul, huhuuuul
(Mickey: Nothing at all)
Huhul, huhuuuul

Luke and Mickey: Nothing at all

It ends as Luke and Mickey share a hug. Luke, You're really cool dude. Mickey, Yeah, you too. Chuck, Awesome! Ashton, Yeah.

Later Teddy and Dj were at Dj's house. Teddy, I'm glad you came back to your house. Dj, Me too. Teddy, Just one thing. Dj, Yes? Teddy, Why did you mother asked me to come? Dj, I didn't knew she called you. Teddy, There's something weird here. Dj's parents get in Dj's room with Teddy's mom. Teddy, Mom what are you doing here? Teddy's mom, Son, we have to talk with both of you. Dj, Mom, dad, what happen? Dj's mom, For your health we decided that, I can't say this. Dj's dad, For your health we decided that you can't be together. Teddy, What?! Dj, Why? Teddy's mom, We know you're really in love. Dj's mom, And that maybe someday you're going to get married. Dj's dad, But it can't be now, you can't be together now, it means a lot of risks. Teddy's mom, And Teddy, I know you want the best for Dj. Teddy, Yeah, and the best for him, actually the best for us is to be together. Dj, Yes and... Dj paralyzes for a few seconds. Teddy, Dj are you ok? Dj, Yes, yes. Dj's mom, We shoul call the doctor. Dj, Leave like that, I'm ok. Dj's dad, This what we want to avoid. Dj, If you want me to be happy, or healthy, let me be with Teddy. That's the only way I'll be ok. Dj's mom, But Dj... Dj's dad, I guess Dj is right. We should let them stay together. Teddy's mom, Are you sure. Dj's dad, Yes. Teddy, Really? Dj's dad, Sure. Dj, Oh my God! Dad I love you! Dj hugs his dad. Teddy, You won't regret this. Teddy's mom, We know it.

The next day the kids were in the Choir Room and Will gets in. Will, I have an excellent idea for getting money. Abi, What, selling alcohol to students? Will, No, we will make a Disney show. Caro, What is that? Will, We will make a Disney concert in the auditorium, and people will pay to watch it. Chuck, Lets be honest, no one will go if we do it. Will, Don't lose your faith. Abi, You're deep too Mr. Schue. Charlie, We will make it work. Jade, Yes, we make people like what we do. Charlotte, That's a fact. Teddy and Dj get in the Choir Room. Jade, Dj! They all stand up and hug Dj. Dj, I can't have strong feelings, guys. Chuck, Come on it just come, once a week. Dj, I guess you're right. Penny, I'm so happy you come back! Dj, Me too. Charlie, I know how we can celebrate this with one of Dj's favorite songs. Dj, Paramore? Charlie, Hit It! J

ade: You were my conscience
So solid, now you're like water
And we started drowning
Not like we'd sink any farther
But I let my heart go
It's somewhere down at the bottom
But I'll get a new one
And come back for the hope that you've stolen

Jade and Charlie with ND: I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning into a monster
And eating us alive
Don't you ever wonder how we've survived?
Well now that you're gone
The world is ours

Charlie (Jade): I'm only human
I've got a skeleton in me
But I'm not the villain
Despite what you're always preaching
Call me a traitor
I'm just collecting your victims
And they're getting stronger
I hear them calling (Calling)
They're calling

Jade and Charlie with ND: I'll stop the whole world
I'll stop the whole world
From turning into a monster
Eating us alive
Don't you ever wonder how we've survived?
Well now that you're gone
The world is ours

Jade and Charlie: Well, you'd better strength in solutions
But I liked the tension
And not always knowing the answers
But you're gonna lose it
You're gonna lose it

Charlie and Jade with ND (Jade): I'll stop the whole world (Whole world)
I'll stop the whole world
From turning into a monster
And eating us alive
Don't you ever wonder how we've survived?
Well now that you're gone
The world...

Jade and Charlie with Nd (Charlie): I'll stop the whole world (Whole world)
I'll stop the whole world
From turning into a monster
And eating us alive
Don't you ever wonder how we've survived?
Now that you're gone
The world is ours

Songs Edit

Starships by Nicki Minaj: Sung by Mickey.

Turning Page by Sleeping At Last: Sung by Penny with New Directions.

Car Wash by Christina And Missy Elliott: Sung by Jade, Caro and New Directions.

The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars: Sung by Mickey and Luke with New Directions.

Monster by Paramore: Sung by Charlie and Jade with New Directions.

Trivia Edit

This is the first time a guy joins New Directions after Regionals.

Mickey is the second New Direction member being cousin of a former New Directions member.

Cast Edit

Abbie Lynn Montello as Abi Lynn Lopez

BrittanaAndKlaineLover as Caroline Caro Underwood

Camsay as Charles Chuck Salvatore

ArpickgLeeker as Charlie John CJ Thompson

Laurakeee as Charlotte Scott

ArashiKagami as David Dj Pierce

QuinnQuinn as Jade Weaters

xIamAweSam as Lucas Luke Hamilton

ArpickgLeeker as Mark Criss

ArashiKagami as Theodore Teddy Stilinski

Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester

Harry Shum Jr. as Mike Chang

Klainer 619 as Ashton Scott

Wicked.Renthead-Gleek as Daniel Strong

Samchelfan as Penny Lefebvre

TaylorSwift-Finchelfan as Austynn Bledsoe

Limaheights as Mickey Lopez

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