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Broadway, Is Your Fault
Season 1, Episode 7
Glee
Air Date October 29, 2011
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Broadway, Is Your Fault is the seventh episode in the first season of Glee: A New Beginning. It aired on October 29, 2011 and was written by ArpickgLeeker.

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It starts with Rachel getting in Emma's office. Rachel, Ms. Emma? Emma, Rachel? Rachel Berry? Rachel, Yes, the same in person. Emma, Wow, you haven't chage anything, you look beautiful right now. Rachel, I'm here to visit you and Mr. Schue. Emma, Well, you'll be surprise with the new New Directions, the're all so young. They won Sectionals just a few days ago. Rachel, Wow it is awesome! I can't believe I started my career right here... Then Rachel is interrumpt by Jade. Jade, Rachel?

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Jade and Rachel get in the Choir Room. Jade, Hi guys this is my cousin Rachel Berry. ND, Hi! Rachel, Hi nice to meet you! Jade, Rachel this is my boyfriend Charlie. Rachel, Wow, you're so handsome. Charlie, Thank you! Will gets in. Will, Hi kids, we have to...(takes a look around)...Rachel? Rachel, Hi Mr. Schue! (They share a hug) Will, What are you doing here? Rachel, Well, I'm visiting my old school. Will, I can't believe you're here. Rachel, I was thinking that these kids should interest in Broadway and I would like to put the homework of the week. Will, That will be awesome! And what are you thinking? Rachel, Well, I'm thinking that they should sing only Broadway songs. Tori, That would be awesome! Chuck, Yes, I love Broadway. That's a perfect idea! Will, Rachel why don't you show us something? Rachel, That would be nice. Brad? Hit It!

Rachel: Whenever I see someone
Less fortunate than I
(And let's face it - who isn't
Less fortunate than I?)
My tender heart
Tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly what they need
And even in your case
Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes, indeed
You will be:

Popular!
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that really counts

To be popular
I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:

Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
Sister and adviser
There's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to popular -
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll bee
Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popu-
Ler: lar:

They were popular! Please -
It's all about popular!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular
Like me!

Jade, Wow awesome cousin! Will, That was great I really missed your talent Rachel. Charlie, Awesome now I know from where Jade take her talent. (Will receives a text message: Meet me in the Auditorium Now!) Will, Well Rachel would you like to show them some Broadway techniques while I come back. Rachel, Yes Mr. Schue. Take your time.

After a while Will gets to the auditorium. He sees somebody singing in the stage. He suddenly recognize her voice.

April: Think of me
Think of me fondly,
When we've said goodbye.
Remember me
Once in a while -
Please promise me
You'll try.

When you find
That, once
Again, you long
To take your heart back
And be free -
If you
Ever find
A moment,
Spare a thought
For me.

Think of all the things
We've shared and seen -
Don't think about the things
Which might have been . . .

Will: Can it be?
Can it be April?

Long ago,
It seems so long ago
How young and inocent we were
She may not remember me
But i remember her...

April: Flowers fade, the fruits of summer fade
They have their seasons, so do we
But, please, promise me
That sometimes
You will think of me..

Will, April? April, Hi Will. How Are You? Will, What are you doing here? April, I'm here to take you back to Broadway. Will, April you know what I did some years ago. Nothing had change. I don't want to go to Broadway. April, Even if I tell you that I made some calls to really important people in the business and that they want you to be part of one of the best Boradway Musicals, Wicked? Will, You did what? April, What you heard sweetie. They want you as on of the directors. Will, But how you do that? April, I show them all the songs we wrote and they love them. Will, That's awesome but I'll have to say no. April, Think about it I'll be around all this week.

Charlie, Jade, Luke, Caro, Darren, Rose, Dj and Teddy were walking by the hallway. Dj, I want to have another duet with Teddy. Teddy, Dj, Even though I love you so much I think our duets are getting bored. Caro, I don't wanna be mean but, that's true. Rose, Caro what are you going to do to return to the Glee Club? Caro, I don't know I'm thinking of something. Luke, Well, think fast because the club is very boring without you. Darren, Well I'm waiting the Halloween party for having my first solo so. Rose, After last week I will wait for having a solo. Jade, Well guys we have to leave you. Teddy, Where are you going? Charlie, We're going with Rachel. She will give us some classes. Dj, Good luck. Jade, Thank you.

Later Rachel was giving some lessons to Jade and Charlie. Charlie, I'm done with Broadway. I'm a big fan but, it is so difficult to sing a song from Broadway. Jade, Rachel we should show him how to do it well. Rachel, I was thinking of that too.

Rachel: Something has changed within me
Something is not the same
I'm through with playing by the rules
Of someone else's game

Jade: Too late for second-guessing
Too late to go back to sleep
It's time to trust my instincts
Close my eyes: and leap!

Both: It's time to try
Defying gravity
I think I'll try
Defying gravity
And you can't pull me down!

Rachel: I'm through accepting limits
'Cuz someone says they're so

Jade: Some things I cannot change
But till I try, I'll never know!

Rachel: Too long I've been afraid of
Losing love I guess I've lost

Jade: Well, if that's love
It comes at much too high a cost!

Both: I'd sooner buy
Defying gravity
Kiss me goodbye
I'm defying gravity
And you can't pull me down

Rachel: Bring me down!

Jade: Ahhh!

It ends in the auditorium as a sequence. Charlie, That was awesome now I know what Broadaway is. Rachel, I missed those duets. Jade, Me too.

The next day Chuck was walking with Tori by the hallway. Chuck, I like your eyes. Tori, Excuse me? Chuck, I like your eyes. Tori, From where that comment comes? Chuck, It comes that I want to drink something with you. Tori, Ok. If you want something with me sing a song and we will see. Chuck was really astonished. Then Abi gets near him. Abi, I need to return to the club. Chuck, What you want me to do? Abi, I don't know i just want to say it. Chuck, Well, excuse but I have to leave. Abi, Where do you go? Chuck, I'm going to sing my first solo.

Chuck: They say it's a man's world
Well, that cannot be denied
But what good's a man's world
Without a woman by your side
And so i will wait
Until that moment you decide

Chuck and ND Boys: That i'm your man
And you're my girl
That i'm the sea
And you're the pearl
It takes two, baby,
It takes two
Doo doo - wop!

Chuck: Lancelot had guinevere
Mrs. Claus has old st. Nick
Romeo had juliet
And liz, well, she has her dick

Just like frankie avalon
Had his favorite mouseketeer
I dream of a lover, babe,
To say the things 1 long to hear
So come closer baby,
Oh and whisper in my ear

That you're my girl
And i'm your boy
That you're my pride
And i'm your joy
That i'm the sand
And you're the tide
I'll be the groom
If you'll be my bride
It takes two, baby,
It takes two

Chuck and ND Boys: It takes two...
It takes two...

Will, Wow that was awesome. Rachel, Hairspray is not one of my favorites but, you did it great. Chuck, That means a lot to me thank you. (After he gets down the stage) Tori, Meet me at the Lima Bean tomorrow at seven. Chuck, Nice.

April gets in Emma's office. April, Hi Em. Emma, Hi April. What are you doing here? April, I'm here to tell you, Get away from Will. I know he wants to go to Broadway but he doesn't do it because of you and the Glee Club. I understand that but his career is more important than you. So please get away from here. Emma, Sorry but, we're married and the problem is the you want him for you. You're just and sorry for telling it but you're just a Broadway bitch. So you should get away from here. April, You want to have a diva-off? Emma, Let's do it.

April: Come on babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that Jazz

Emma: I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz

April: Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot

Emma: It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all
That
Jazz

April: Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz

Emma: Show her where to
Park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd
Curdle
If she'd hear
Her baby's queer
For all that jazz

Both: No, I'm no one's wife
But, Oh, I love my life
And all that Jazz!

That Jazz!

It ends in the Auditorium as a sequence. April, You did it great. Emma, Thank you. You too. April, Thank you too. Emma, Sorry for the talk in the office. April, Don't worry I hear that almost daily. Emma, We should stand up my knees are full of pain. April, Mines too. Let's go.

Later Caro gets in the Choir Room. Caro, Mr. Schue I want to talk with you. Will, Ok, I'm all ears. Caro, I'm really sorry I didn't meant to make us a problem but you know Coach Sue and... Will, I forgive you. Tell Abi to come back too. Caro, Thank you but i want to return in an original way.

Caro: What ever happened to my part?
It was exciting at the start.
Now we're halfway through Act 2
And I've had nothing yet to do.

I am sick of my career
Always starting second gear
Up to here, with frustration and with fears.
I've no Grammy no Rewards,
I've no Tony Awards,
I'm Constantly replaced with Britney Spears

Whatever Happened to My Show?
I was a hit, now I don't know.
I'm with a bunch of British Knights,
Prancing 'round in woolly tights.

I might as well go to the Pub
They've been out searching for a shrub
Out shopping for a Bush
Well they can kiss my Tush
It seems to me they've really lost the plot

Whatever Happened to My
I'll Call my Agent, Dammit
Whatever Happened to My
Not Yours, Not Yours,
By My,
Part!

It ends in the auditorium with New Directions in it. Will, That was pretty awesome Caro! Rachel, Yes, you have Broadway in your blood. It was awesome. Luke, Wow, you're awesome! Caro, From all the persons that told me that yours sounds sweeter.Abi, Why you didn't invited me to sing? Caro, It was my returning I had to do it alone. Abi, You didn't say that last night when we were making out right? Luke, What? Caro, No it is not... Abi, Please be honest you're cheating on him with me or at least you did because I don't know if you will still being a couple. Luke, I've never thought you would do this to me. Caro, Sorry it wasn't my fault. Luke, Please don't say anything. Caro, Broadway, Is Your Fault!

The next day Will and Emma were talking. Will, April told me about your diva-off. Emma, Really? it was really funny. Will, Yes she said that. I don't know what to do. Is Wicked one of the greatest Broadway Musicals. Emma, Whatever you decide to do I'm here to support you. Ok? Will, Ok.

Carla, Charlotte S., Charlotte M., and Abi were walking by the hallway when they find Caro. Caro, Abi let me tell you you're a freaking... Abi, Before you say something it was your fault i know my lips are a big temptation but I didn't told you to kiss me. Caro takes Abi's hand and they start the fight. It finishes when Rachel and Jade get there. Rachel, Girls I know the best sollution you can fight is the violence but, believe me it is not the best solution. I had to friends that were bi they had problems but at the end they decide which way to choose. One stayed with a boy in a wheelchair. And the other one stayed with a blonde, cool guy with a trouty mouth. At the end they became straight again or at least they say that. You'll have problems with your orientation but please don't look for the violence. Caro, That's true. Thank you. Then Charlie gets near them. Charlie, Can you please come to the auditorium? Jade, Yes, we're going. (At the auditorium) Rachel, Why do you called us? Charlie, I want to show you my progress in Broadway songs. Hit It!

Charlie: One song
Glory
One song
Before I go
Glory
One song to leave behind

Find one song
One last refrain
Glory
From the pretty boy front man
Who wasted opportunity

One song
He had the world at his feet
Glory
In the eyes of a young girl
A young girl
Find glory
Beyond the cheap colored lights

One song
Before the sun sets
Glory -- on another empty life
Time flies -- time dies
Glory -- One blaze of glory
One blaze of glory -- glory

Find
Glory
In a song that rings true
Truth like a blazing fire
An eternal flame

Find
One song
A song about love
Glory
From the soul of a young man
A young man

Find
The one song
Before the virus takes hold
Glory
Like a sunset
One song
To redeem this empty life

Time flies
And then - no need to endure anymore
Time dies

The door,

Jade, Charlie that was amazing! Rachel, You have a Broadway soul. As me. Will, Wow, you really put your heart in it. Awesome. Kids now that we are all here together and April is present I want to give an announcement: I'm not leaving I'm staying here with you. April, I thought you will say that. Well, the chance still open until you decide to take it. Will, Thank you. Guys I heard you were working in something. Could you show it to us? Jade, Yes we can!

New Directions: Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Moments so dear
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
How do you measure
Measure a year?
In daylights - in sunsets
In midnights - in cups of coffee
In inches - in miles
In laughter - in strife

In - five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
How do you measure
A year in the life?

How about love?
How about love?
How about love?
measure in love
Seasons of love
Seasons of love

Jade: Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Journeys to plan
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
How do you measure the life
Of a woman or a man?

Charlie: In truths that she learned
Or in times that he cried
In bridges he burned
Or the way that she died

New Directions: It's time now - to sing out
Tho' the story never ends
Let's celebrate
Remember a year
In the life of friends
Remember the love
Remember the love
Remember the love
Measure in love

Caro: Measure
Measure your life in love
Seasons of love
Seasons of love.

Will, Thank you kids. Now it's time to say goodbye to Rachel and April they are leaving. Charlie, In name of all the group Thank You you really helped us in this week. I hope to see you again. Rachel, Thanks to you you're all really cool guys thank you.' Chuck, I want to thank you in person because if it wasn't for you I won't get a new girlfriend. Right Tori? Tori, Yes, thank you. Rachel, You're welcome see you guys. Jade see you in my house. Jade, Yes Rachel thank you. For helping us and all that. Charlie, See you Barbra Streisand.

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TriviaEdit

  • It marks a new couple: Tuck=Tori and Chuck.
  • It marks the first appearance of a former New Directions member.
  • This episode marks the first appearance of April Rhodes in the Fanfic
  • This marks the first possible break up of the Fanfic.

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